The Fabulist PeltonQuotes

Quotes from the @peltoncast - Started with ep 242, for no particular reason. Send me your nominations

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In keeping with KP's move away from this platform, I'll be posting @peltoncast quotes exclusively on the pod's Discord page from now on. Catch y'all there!

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TC: You're like Biff w/the almanac, with those KUBIAK projections..
KP: It was 2020 so I had a lot more free time on my hands to come up with projections..
TC: You made your own projections? [laughs]
KP: I did!..
TC: That is NOT something I would be doing.
@peltoncast 377, 0:05

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KP: 🍓, vanilla, 🍫, & then🍬, huge gap below those.
TC: WOW! REALLY!
KP: I don't like 🍬 as a flavor.
TC: Oh my god. You don't like fall and you don't like 🍬?
KP: [laughs] I know!
TC: For people like me, normal human beings, we are riding high seasonally.
@peltoncast 379, 0:15

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KP: The inaugural Fabulous Peltoncast was posted on Sept. 12, 2013.
TC: Wow, it is exactly a decade!
KP: Exactly 10 years...
TC: I want to tell you, after 10 years: You've aged.
KP: Oh no!..
TC: Anyway, I'll always remember the episode. The one good episode.
@peltoncast 381, 1:13

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KP: [Pokey Chapman's Coach/GM role]
TC: They *never* once offered them to me while I worked at the Storm.
KP: [laughing]
TC: If we're pulling multiple duties, I was right there.
KP: Front desk/assistant GM?...
TC: I was literally in the front of the office.
@peltoncast 383, 0:08

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TC: The only thing worse than St. Louis pizza, is actually Cardinals fans, apparently.
KP: [laugh/groan] Well done.
TC: It's like a Jay Leno joke..Anyway, we also have an update on troughs.
KP: [excited] Oh, we do have an update on troughs!
@peltoncast 384, 0:41

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KP: Sanjay...who said: "As requested, the Iowa Listener here, *not* the same person who wrote in earlier, so there are at least 2 of us!"
TC: I didn't know we had more than 2 listeners.
KP: I'm definitely envisioning the Tobias "There are dozens of us!" GIF
@peltoncast 386, 0:09

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@JimJimsonJr @peltoncast @tristancarosino #peltoncastgeography

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TC: Getting Zach Charbonnet back, he was 1 player who I really felt–look, the "Runningbacks Don't Matter" crowd can say whatever they want–
KP: You can address me by name.
@peltoncast 387, 1:31

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TC: For the first time in Seahawks history, they have [RBs] that Pete is *so* excited about.
KP: Including when they had Lendale White!
TC: No, they did not have B1G Lendale White!
KP: [laughing]
TC: Is Pete Carroll the best coach in B1G history?
@peltoncast Recap 9.24.23 0:08

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TC: I think you're not understanding how society works.
KP: I think *you're* not understanding how society works. Which is hating the Astros.
@peltoncast 384, 1:15

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@kpelton

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KP: [explaining MLS playoff scenarios]
TC: I don’t think anybody was following that. Look, we’re doing YOU a favor.
KP: [laughing] It’s very complicated in soccer–
TC: By reading out this complicated list of random cities, we're doing YOU a favor here.
@peltoncast 385, 0:37

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Episode No. 387 presented by
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🍺 @MatchlessBrew Best Coast
🏀 NBA players to watch
🏒 Kraken regress to mean
⚽ Sounders finish 2nd; OL Reign snap knockout streak
🏈 Seahawks throwing it back multiple ways
🐺🏈 What's up with UW offense?

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CS: Where's the fuckin' TTI podcast, ya know?
KP: In some ways this *is* the TTI podcast.
CS: True.
RC: The calls are coming from inside the house, Chris.
CS: Fuck!
RC: Happy Halloween!
@talkintacotime"Frozen Taste Test" 0:29

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[voiceover] Don't burn yourself, we've got Mariners Hot Takes comin' at ya!
TC: This is a Seahawks take of course.
KP: [laughing]
TC: And I'm gonna preface this by saying I don't necessarily believe all of this.
KP: Ok Good. Those are the best M's hot takes.
@peltoncast 381, 0:15

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KP: Congrats to LJ, who signed with the Southside Flyers..
TC: Wow! Lauren Jackson cannot be stopped!
KP: Once she came back from retirement–
TC: You said "Southside Flyers" & I was like "I don't think that's a WNBA Team," & then you said W-N-B, &, oh "L".
@peltoncast 384, 0:38

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KP: Comcast [said] "We're doing YOU a favor!"
TC: Thanks, Jerry!..Just wanna let you know, we're not gonna win too much. We're doing YOU a favor..
KP: [laughs] The Peltoncast should incorporate [it] as a bit. When we record for 1:45, we're doing YOU a favor.
@peltoncast 386, 0:36

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@cstyles206 @DJNphared @chriswheelerWA - pssst, fantasy basketball draft is starting

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KP: The problem with Hot Takes this year, is the *whole city* is Hot Takes! They are swinging wildly back & forth!... After every win: "It starts here." After every loss: "The season is over. Trade everyone."
TC: There are too many Mariners fans right now.
@peltoncast 374, 0:25