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[Elviss @pelviss]

How many of yall made yall fcuking name google able cuz baby i just did. Google Elvis colorist Chicago. After months of seo and training the algorithm im official ✨😭

[Elviss @pelviss]

I just want to know why did it take 5 attempts at calling 911 @chicago to finally get answered .’ FIVE CALLS. Finally on the 5th they answered. Isn’t this suppose to be an emergency line.

[MICHEL OF $3.99 @valkkss]

Chudai

[Elviss @pelviss]

Drillin my shh he dunno that it clap back.

[Elviss @pelviss]

“The only time I got big was when I was on steroids” bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Elviss @pelviss]

If it walks talks and acts like a duck then it’s a MF DUCK. Like the delusion is unreal. Bitchs hate when I start talkin my shit and think I’m the crazy one , yes I am so why you starting. Add another scar on yo ass stop playing with me

[Elviss @pelviss]

Wore eyeliner and mascara for a bachelorette look and tbh i didn’t hate it. I looked exotic 😂

[Elviss @pelviss]

Yall I got a AI receptionist to answer my buisness calls and it sounds just like me. I’m completely mind fucked

[Elviss @pelviss]

Baby go ask ur best friend how much it cost him to play with me. Bottom bitchs

[Elviss @pelviss]

Happy new years ya horny fucks. Of coming soon

[Elviss @pelviss]

This year I’m manifesting more blesssings because Botox and juvederm is expensive

[Elviss @pelviss]

Happy new years ya horny fucks. Of coming soon

[Elviss @pelviss]

Lame ass bitchs love to give trauma then get mad when the dog bites. Like be so for real lame ass

[Elviss @pelviss]

Ugh so hard being a business owner. I’ll just cancel my day tomorrow fawk it

[Elviss @pelviss]

Yall im about to suck my carpenters dick. The way he just slayed the fuck outta my walk in closet . 🤌

[Elviss @pelviss]

My em****** has a bigger choke hold on me than my ex. Let me fckin go god dam 😂

[Johannes Maria @luo_yuehan]

It's not Trump who saved Texans it's the Mexicanswho are arrested every day

[Elviss @pelviss]

Work gave me a mandatory vacation of two weeks and now I have to go back tomorrow not during pride month

[Elviss @pelviss]

I love how every man I’ve been with always wants my sloppy seconds no matter whooo they are. 😂 yall weird