Brent Pelzer

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Saints fans to Marcus Williams..

https://t.co/Wbhnmo9ZkX

[danny @banister34]

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[Brent Pelzer @pelzerbrent]

@jeremyweber09 Would you buy tickets and go tho??

[Brent Pelzer @pelzerbrent]

So "Kaitlin"Jenner wants to do a nude photo shoot. Will he be posing for some new Play"It" magazine?Cuz I know Hugh ain't gonna let that fly

[NFL @NFL]

Crazy.

[Brent Pelzer @pelzerbrent]

If a "key" fits into many locks it is called a "master" key, but if a lock takes many keys it is a shitty lock

[Brent Pelzer @pelzerbrent]

If I can sing all the lyrics to a Pink song does that mean I should identify as a woman #callmebrenda

[Brent Pelzer @pelzerbrent]

I should call the doctor! I've still got this Vikings Boner and it's definitely been more than 4 hours 😳

[Brent Pelzer @pelzerbrent]

https://t.co/M5j6958E5A

[Brent Pelzer @pelzerbrent]

"And one of the things I have used on the Google is to pull up maps" #bushisms #ROLF

[Brent Pelzer @pelzerbrent]

It is so difficult to clean the house with a nosey pooch!! #dogprobs

[Ya boi Jakerz @jake_pelzer]

Thank you fathers for your freshman daughters

[Brent Pelzer @pelzerbrent]

I got so drunk last night I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food

[Brent Pelzer @pelzerbrent]

@AdamSchefter who do I start? Rivers or Tannehill?? CJ Anderson or Danny woodhead? #playoffproblems

[Josh Harris @JoshHarris25]

Positivity breeds productivity

[Brent Pelzer @pelzerbrent]

Way to open the season with a great game and a Zach Parise' hat trick! it's going to be a good season! GO WILD!!!!

[Brent Pelzer @pelzerbrent]

@CourtneyPapps racist 😜