markkus pemberton

26 years old. living in a space-age time with stone aged minds

[markkus pemberton @pembertonx]

Just my luck😂👌🏼

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Szoboszlai paying tribute to Steven Gerrard… what a beautiful gesture 🥹❤️

[markkus pemberton @pembertonx]

Did anyone at sky sports check Oliver Giroud could speak English before they booked him?

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

He'll never forget this interview

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Don't say anything. Just RT. 😭😭😂

[markkus pemberton @pembertonx]

SCUM! And we still beat you 😀 #GGMU

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Arsenal highlights against Man United

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

"This man should be BANNED!" 👎 #mufc

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

What a tackle from Yoro 🔥

[markkus pemberton @pembertonx]

@HarryMaguire93 @manuugarte8 @B_Fernandes8 take a bow 🙇‍♂️. Unbelievable individual performances and overall satisfactory team performance for the first time since Everton

[markkus pemberton @pembertonx]

Fully convinced @leny_yoro will be the best defender in the prem, if not the world, in the next 2/3 years. Some boy 🤫

[markkus pemberton @pembertonx]

@manuugarte8 @HarryMaguire93 @B_Fernandes8 take a fucking bow. Unbelievable individual performances and an overall class reaction. The result definitely doesn’t justify the game. GGMU

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Actually, other managers would do better. They have.

What made Sir Alex Ferguson so good was his ability to make his squad better than the sum of its parts.

- Wigan 5-0 with Carrick at CB & Gibson / Giggs at CM
- Wolfsburg 3-1 in the Champions League with Fletcher / Carrick at CB & Park at RB
- Leeds 3-0 at Elland Road with Valencia-Carrick-Fryers-Fabio at the back & Macheda-Park-Giggs-Diouf in midfield
- Arsenal 2-0 with Rafael, Gibson, O'Shea & Fabio as his midfield

The best managers adapt, the best managers transform, the best managers evolve, the best managers grow.

Maybe you're just overrating Pep, who can't make it work unless he has everything spoon fed to him.

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Sky haven’t put the clip on social media (probably because they know how embarrassing it is) but Dermot Gallagher said Dias challenge on Hojlund wasn’t a penalty, implied Hojlund dived and then refused to elaborate further when all three of his cohosts stared at him baffled

[The United Tribune @utdtribune]

Notice how shocked Gallagher is that he was challenged. He goes completely mute.

“It’s not easy being a ref.”

Just admit you’re cheating and taking huge payouts from Saudi, mate.

It’s so blatantly disgusting at this point🩸#MUFC

[OddAlerts @OddAlerts]

🔍 Saturday's Filter Focus:

🔸 Strong Away Teams
🔸 Value Bets
🔸 X2 & 1.5+
🔸 DNB 2

👇 Enjoy!

[markkus pemberton @pembertonx]

To reiterate this point, James Maddison has been outstanding. Finding the right pass always. Making the right decision always. Providing complete fluidity between midfield and attack. It’s embarrassing how he’s made every United player look average. As have Bissouma and Sarr

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Local boy racer has a really annoying exhaust that pops and bangs all the time, on purpose. I'd complain, but I know when I hear it, that I've got 7 minutes to finish shagging his wife, get dressed and get out before he gets home.

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

Clear as day.

[UnitedReds @UnitedRedscom]

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