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corn flakes lover - “huge mustelid fan” - emo friend

[Ass @pemus27]

$84 shipping for a sticker 😭

[Ass @pemus27]

WRONG
indie chemist charges me $72.69
Big Chemist charges me $73.99

[Ass @pemus27]

why is my antidepressant so niche.
can’t pick it up from the indie chemist, have to wait 2-3 days. but have to pay for it so they can special order it for me.
i ran out yesterday.
so i gotta go to Big Chemist, and pay a second time.

they are $72

[Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers]

Yes this is kind of the whole point of https://t.co/B8YcVWGbE3 actually but thanks for letting me know 😂

[Ass @pemus27]

what the fuck happened

[Ass @pemus27]

all my homies hate superloop

[Ass @pemus27]

this is so sad

[Ass @pemus27]

he’s one of the work fish. need to take him home to a hospital

[Ass @pemus27]

theres a fish in my pocket

[Ass @pemus27]

@rainySide_down @StrewthQueen greens or any smaller party that alligns with your values. i personally don’t mind what the vic socialists are doing

[Ass @pemus27]

@actmyageajh @StrewthQueen it just means that they don’t want the pro-discrimination bill to pass.
you had me worried! XD

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

Just a reminder: presenting as a different gender than you were assigned at birth publicly was only fully legalised Australia-wide in 2000

We could very easily go back there if we don't fight now

[Ass @pemus27]

24yo man asking me if i want to see his wee wee 😭

[Ass @pemus27]

i was told that i’m at risk of impaired liver fuction.
so i’m fucking veggiemaxxing. 6 veg soup

[Ass @pemus27]

i think it did happen in re4 but idk what the game was on tv

[Ass @pemus27]

a long time ago i saw a snippet of a good game episode after 11pm where a zombie comes out of a closet at the player, and ever since, in every zombie game i’ve played, i’ve been scared of that happening

[Ass @pemus27]

i keep writing the best polite explainations on racist and homophobic posts on facebook, only for the post to be deleted

[Ass @pemus27]

“i can’t wait to go home and do nothing” he says,
forgetting he needs to start on the focaccia

[Ass @pemus27]

juries victoria deemed me indispensable to my employer 💪💪💪💪💪💪

[Ass @pemus27]

you’d think luxury accomodation would have a bigger design budget