Jævla sosialist. Engasjert i det som skjer. Synes kvaliteten på journalistikk taper seg år om år. Hobby: seiling og dykking. Stolt medlem av #kokosbollegjengen
Artig tur på Konglungen i dag. En rådyrhann spiste mens den kom gående mot oss. Ellers ble både en tiriltungeblåvinge og en sivhøne fanget av kameraet.
There are cameras that monitor the Reflecting Pool 24/7 - it's Washington DC ffs. There is no footage of anyone damaging or trying to cause damage or sprinkling algae spores or doing anything of the sort. These people live in a world of lies and only morons believe them.
Trump set sitt preg p�� Washington DC. Les: vandaliserer. Trumpistar kallar det sikkert «oppgradering»? Folk blir arresterte for å nærme seg («vandalisere»!) The Reflecting Pool. The Elipse er øydelagt etter UFC-kamp. The East Wing ser ut som eit bombekrater.
Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.
Trump blames the pool algae on vandalism. Yes, vandalism in DC is rampant. Last year vandals destroyed half the White House. Last week a gang of criminals ripped up the South Lawn and staged a fight club. A few months ago some cretin graffitied the Kennedy Center with his name!
Trump disse que o espelho d’água do Lincoln Memorial estava “feio” (e botou a culpa no Obama)
Mandou pintar o fundo do lago de azul pra “resolver”
A tinta escura fez o lago absorver mais luz e ficar mais quente
A temperatura mais alta fez o lago começar a ficar cheio de algas verdes
Aplicaram água oxigenada pra matar as algas
A água oxigenada tá fazendo a tinta azul do fundo descascar 🤡
Donald Trump: “NATO is zero without America”
Meloni: “Cool… so should we shut down your bases, cut trade, or just storm McDonald’s? 🤔”
Iconic power move 🔥🇮🇹 🇺🇸
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