Paul Henkel

Husband. Writer. Sports fan. Occasional misanthrope. I genuinely appreciate being invited! (But I probably won't go.)

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

We should be careful. / Of each other, we should be kind. / While there is still time.

— Phillip Larkin

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

@uhalldc Seeing Kitten open for Charli XCX and not staying for all of Charli’s set b/c we didn’t know who she was at the time. She was 10 feet in front of us; now one of the biggest stars in the world. (D’oh!)

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

@BarredinDC In my neighborhood. They were packed just the other day. Food was fine; service had really fallen off recently. Still, shocking

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@klwoodjr This isn’t worth anything from the stats analytics blah blah blah but I saw him near Nats Park, said hi, and he couldn’t have been nicer. Wish him nothing but the best

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

@VerizonSupport I’m a Verizon Fios subscriber in Washington, D.C. What do I need to do to get the Washington Nationals games on my Fios channels?

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

@WashProbs No service at 18th & K and in Penn Quarter (phone is showing SOS where the bars should be)

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

It’s funny being on an elevator, having the doors open up on a floor, and…no one gets on. Did someone change their mind about the ride down? Is a ghost in here with me now? #intrusivethoughts #random

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

@all90saltrock The shortest one…?

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

I live and work in downtown #WashingtonDC. I've proudly called The District my home for nearly 30 years. I spent this past weekend dining outside, enjoying drinks in the sunshine and saying 'hi' to strangers' dogs. There is no crisis of crime here. There just isn't.

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

@ThatEricAlper Moonpools and Caterpillars

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@NoContextBrits Finding out the hard way to NOT take the steps at Covent Garden station…

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@WashProbs I was just on flights to and from Louisville with both Rand Paul and Mitch, so…I “win”?

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

🎶 Happy FUCK YOU to Trump
🎶 Happy FUCK YOU to Trump
🎶 Happy FUCK YOU dear Trump
🎶 Happy FUCK YOU to Trump

Happy #NoKingsDay, America!

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

@JoeMcCann3 VERY well said

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

THE PUNTER IS KICKING @Danny_Heifetz @DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

@the_transit_guy I learned the hard way about the 193 steps at the Covent Garden Tube stop

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

@Eater_DC @BarredinDC Alta Strada/Nama Sushi closed…?!?!?? @AltaStrada

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

@maninyellowhat9 Write-in vote: “Hobbled Herbert!”

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

That @WNBA game 3 is one of the best basketball games I’ve seen in recent memory @nyliberty @minnesotalynx

[Paul Henkel @pencey87]

@JoeMcCann3 As a Marquette grad/D.C. resident/Nats fan..how dare you… (kidding)