Kelsie Alan

Turing test study coach

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“because of snake’s temptation”

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coco cult is so scary why does a spoonful of yogurt do that to you

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I love this city

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Incredible levels of melancholy

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Conclave was everything I hoped for and more but I looked up the pronunciation of Ralph Fiennes’ name beforehand and that was a context that deeply influenced the evening

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This kind of weekend

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@billyjoel what are the odds Downeaster Alexa is on the setlist for tonight

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Yeah things have been going well, been starting my mornings with a bowl of lentils and everything

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We as Americans need to start spelling plaque (all kinds) as “plak” for simplicity and style

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If you work from home and miss the chatter and ambient noise of the office, you can actually put on reruns of Seinfeld and perfectly recreate having four loud coworkers who are all close friends with each other but not with you

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Every time I listen to John Denver I go crazy because he managed to add a line into like half his songs about how he is excited to grow old and would just hate hate hate to die tragically young

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Nobody has ever said “come in and know me better man” irl to me :( :( :(

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Boop is good!!! Theatre is back!!!

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👨🏻‍🎨

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From a professor studying mental health in student-athletes to a researcher examining heat exhaustion through a first-of-its-kind @NASCAR grant to a medical student interning with the @Lions, Spartans are advancing the science behind sports. https://t.co/ptIi5NEINf

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I know nearly nothing about film production and editing but every time The Gilded Age inconsistently applies that smeary blur effect to the bottom fifth of the screen (obscuring hands, objects, costume details) I feel like I’m going to pass out from corset tightlacing

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The terrifying post-capitalist dread that ordering a cheap beer is, um, cheaper than ordering a bar’s signature cocktail

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@ackasia9 Not quite Meijer but you’ll be delighted to find that Mariano’s is just Kroger by a different name

[maggie @SwagMags618]

Jesus Christ PatrickStar

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Happy Independence Day to her and only her