Layne VR

Made in Iowa/Retired in Texas

[b. @oc3ansluut]

Hi, I’m actually very romantic; I just need you to be consistent long enough for my nervous system to stop viewing you like a potential threat.

[Layne VR @pendeltonwhore]

There’s one place I don’t fuck and it’s around

[diya @diyasbored]

being a horny individual but not wanting to do hook ups is a personal kind of hell tbh.

[b. @oc3ansluut]

some of us are genuinely filled with love, there's no catch

[Layne VR @pendeltonwhore]

Should I just move back?

[Layne VR @pendeltonwhore]

Honey, I’m home

[Layne VR @pendeltonwhore]

If I don’t get on this plane tomorrow I’m going to sue the airline for every fucking penny

[Layne VR @pendeltonwhore]

I’m not even in Florida yet and I already don’t want to leave

[Layne VR @pendeltonwhore]

You know you have a good farrier when he brings you lunch

[Layne VR @pendeltonwhore]

I need a stiff drink, a fat blunt, a scenic view while listening to Jar of Flies and someone to very politely come up behind me and blow my shit clean the fuck off. Amen.

[💛🖤 KINNICK NORTH🖤💛 @KinnickNorth23]

There's 3 certainties in this life:
1. You're going to die
2. You're going to pay taxes
3. Kirk Ferentz is gonna destroy that piece of gum

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

if another beautiful woman gives me hope i am going to put a gun in mouth

[Arrogant Dak Prescott @ArrogantDak]

YEAHHHH HERE WE GOOOOO!!!

[b. @oc3ansluut]

i want a relationship so peaceful that my nervous system finally stops preparing for disappointment.

[Layne VR @pendeltonwhore]

28 years old and according to the state of Iowa, apparently I don’t officially have a birth certificate with my name on it 😂