me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn
me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street
being passively suicidal is funny as fuck like yeah i don't plan on doing anything but the idea of a gun to my head sounds really fucking good right now.
It’s pretty fucking disgusting that we live in a country where climbing the Empire State Building is a crime but rich people touching little kids isn’t.