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mom. wife. nurse. feminist. chips and salsa enthusiast. black lives matter. trans rights are human rights. water is life. she/her

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I would like 1995 Honda Player of the Year @AlexiLalas to shhhh. I’ll take @CarliLloyd’s criticism all day long, but that guy?? F*ckin’ pass, dude.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Yes

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@vinn_ayy Creamy. It does me in every time 😫

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@britttlifts Borders. Circuit City. Delia’s.

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fox news experiencing a crisis

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@TheRickWilson Hamberders

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@GOPLeader LOL

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@vermontgmg I’m glad you saved “tiny handful” until the end. Was like a gift for paying attention to the rest 😂

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@Simone_Biles 👀

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@choo_ek 6th grade, when a boy in my class told me to stop raising my hand so much.

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

I’m sorry but no one who came of age with Bush v Gore (eg anyone under like 50) has ever seen the Supreme Court as “apolitical”

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@Bakari_Sellers Not tonight, Bakari Sellers. Not tonight.

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@JohnathanPerk Water my plants…right before it rains.

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@travisakers No chill 😂😂😂

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@AngryBlackLady It’s going to be wild to be a cultural anthropologist in 200 years.

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@tomandlorenzo @CSiriano Absolutely flawless. She’s perfection and that gown is a dream.

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@dumbbeezie

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@jemelehill

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@InXanadu @AngryBlackLady I also don’t know.

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Considering how little this country does to protect kids from gun violence, the refusal to protect them from a raging pandemic is right on brand.