Penelope Stevens

get your mind out of the gutter.

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

oh god help i think i'm a feminist

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

https://t.co/U6iIWbx7

[The Cap @TheCapLive]

Exciting announcements coming up in the next day or so..........
:)

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

I'm following someone who I know is not Elijah Wood, but I'm just nosy.

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

NEVA FELT BETTA

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

https://t.co/r3Ht1nCm

[Michael Jackson Club @MJFanClub]

Happy World Music Day!!! RT This If You L.O.V.E. #MichaelJackson the #KingOfPop

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

Let it be known that all insects, arachnid or otherwise, shall be sentenced to death for a crime as heinous as trespassing #spiderwars

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

cancel your picnics, I killed tha bitch. #spiderwars

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

spider tightroping along my macbook. want the sun to come out tomorrow. torn.

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

WHAT DO YOU DO when your roommate takes a bath and you gotta go pronto? water bottle? #girlsgotaim

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

It would be bad if all the spiders I've washed down my shower drain formed a super spider and are waiting to attack. Solution: no mo' shower

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

Google searched "12 diseases eradicated in 20th Century". Pretty sure I have at least half of the symptoms. #typhoid #polio #togetherforever

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

Can I just tweet a million times in a row? There are no laws against that? No negative social implications?

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

How does this work? What's tweet? Who's Twitter? Where's Waldo?
No but srsly, following people is how you get arrested. I should know.

[Penelope Stevens @penelopaaay]

Facebook stranger alert! But I keep her as a friend because she posts really good cat videos.