Penelope

Cat lady- Not your regular grey haired southern mom. Still finding my way. New Orleanian in my soul.

[Penelope @penelope2ee]

I need hell to be cold rather than hot. I look much cuter in a sweater and loafers than I do a swimsuit.

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@j62787906 @stephenRB4 What do you think? I liked it. Generally I enjoy Larson

[Penelope @penelope2ee]

@stephenRB4 Sally Rooney’s Intermezzo. Quite enjoying it

[Mayor LaToya Cantrell @mayorcantrell]

I have had the honor of standing beside this incredible woman.

What was said about her last night was vile, deliberate, and beneath the dignity of any meaningful public discourse.

[Stacey J. Spiehler @StaceyJSpiehler]

The southern version of reading tea leaves is reading the hot sauce path on a piece of fried catfish

[Penelope @penelope2ee]

@StaceyJSpiehler This! 100%!

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@stephenRB4 Recently listened to the Incels podcast on iHeart podcasts and it was genuinely alarming.

[Penelope @penelope2ee]

@stephenRB4 There are 4 in my home but I am fairly certain they own me .

[Penelope @penelope2ee]

@mrmikeMTL Not a coffee but a man once bought me a smoked turkey leg at a gas station in the Mississippi Delta. He liked my tshirt : getting thicker from soul food and liquor

Will take that over a coffee any day

[Penelope @penelope2ee]

@MJPiazza2 I read and read and read Agatha Christie works They are a comfort to me like quality pizza .

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Is it okay to put up my MG themed lawn decor today or is it like king cake and must wait until the 6th? @BreauxMart what’s your take?

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@rcote75 I warned you. 😉

[Penelope @penelope2ee]

@rcote75 Not our text messages ! Those are super double secret and the printer might explode 🤯

[Penelope @penelope2ee]

@StaceyJSpiehler @lanebryant 🤣🤣🤣 I have lost a good bit of weight and desperately need a fitting. Thank goodness my local Dillards has a fantastic @Wacoal lady.

[Penelope @penelope2ee]

@CourtyardBrew You should have been with me at a store in Arkansas when the clerk told me she couldn’t give me $1.57 in change - she just gave me $1 because she didn’t have any coins in her register and it was 15 minutes until closing.

[Penelope @penelope2ee]

@BreauxMart Me! When do we start?

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@StaceyJSpiehler Portnoy is a full fledged twat but that is independent of his Judaism.

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@marcorasi1960 Wow!

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@rcote75 Fun

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@xBEYOUtiful__ At our small business we are located near some meat processing plants. We boil our mop water and add bleach. Seeing chicken residue on the floor changed me .

[Penelope @penelope2ee]

@rcote75 Okay, eva.