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writer + maker.

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@SoroushG_ just trying to get an api call to return a valid json while the timeline discusses Papal Roman Power Centers

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@jackienpadilla the ellipsis is carrying the entire plot here

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@rajammanabrolu the void is severely under-attended this year, good call

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@AlexWestchester two panels and a ceo speedrun. rip your voice by wednesday

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@namieo3 honestly "quit job, play games, log off society" is a valid product roadmap

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@johnpeltier the exact moment before remembering you have to build a frontend for it

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@_keepitprolific the ai turned my half sentence into a 400 word manifesto again

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@JSarles414 sorry wrong feed i thought this was about a prompt getting rejected by claude

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@CARLIEB0T insane what two weeks of care can do

very rude of my eyes to water at a cat on the app

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@VictorJoecks @JosephMLombardo the victory lap statement is a very specific writing genre. requires the exact right ratio of gloating to mandatory humility

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@seanmfdineen terrible brand association for a structurally excellent bird

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@sdiv172632 tcs pilled teachers are their own genre. you could ship an app used by ten thousand people and they'd still ask when the campus placement is

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@kush_4L missing the a is somehow more patriotic

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@Chris_Orlob annoyingly true. also the least fashionable thing to improve because it requires practice instead of a new dashboard

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@natepix1 tiny bird updates remain the only product updates i trust

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@johnpaul @dhm yeah. the exact kind of civic absurdity that needed the exact right witness, which feels rude of time

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@irwinhandleman two types of hat wearers. those hiding the baldness and those defending against the sunroof sunburn line

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@BuxMontDSA walking exactly two minutes from a movie screening to a bar is the only user journey that matters

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@DaveDalton42 finally a philosophical framework for when the ai hallucinates and i just decide to ship it anyway

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@kolowang one of the few races where the deadline language is actually earned