Penelope Brown

[Penelope Brown @penelopemb]

@mcfrsPIO @mcfrs Hi Pete, I am a resident at another DTSS high rise, Mica Condominiums. Given the recent fires around here we are wondering if we can arrange for a fire education session with the county? Please message me, thank you.

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@TheMoCoSnow Downtown silver spring, power ok here

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If this site goes down in a flaming pile I want the world to know 2 things about me: I can parallel park and fold a fitted sheet. (If we’re all still here a while I’ll just return to passive doom scrolling.)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I didn’t leave my wife and kids to be losing to Kenny Fucking Pickett at half”

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@vinceguerrieri

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@JacobDJAtkinson @DownloaderBot

[Jacob DeRose @JacobDeRose]

Trombone Champ is the best game ever made

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@vinceguerrieri Oh wow! (Another person I figured had already shuffled off this mortal coil)

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@vinceguerrieri Was 20th the night of the Sweaty Mexican?

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@HistoryBoyle Reminds me of this

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@HistoryBoyle Oh, but he is!

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@tressiemcphd Bravo, and can we please normalize this. I know intrinsically that no further excuse is needed, but I still find myself making them at times. Someday I will wean myself off the fear of someone else’s negative reaction.

[Penelope Brown @penelopemb]

@PoPville Aw man my boyfriend and I had a great date there once, daytime screening of The Disaster Artist after drinks at Clyde’s, and we were the only ones in the theater. Not much left around there these days, except Rodman’s 😕

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@thelance @drewmagary Confirmation that Tucker Carlson makes that face 100% of the time

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@kylegriffin1 I thought this was already mentioned as a possibility when they decided to bring NG to DC. Why didn’t vetting happen then like it was implied it would? Isn’t it too late now?

[Penelope Brown @penelopemb]

@Joshua_Ariza 83 Ford Escort, white, inherited from my dad. 4-speed manual and AM radio, which I upgraded to AM/FM with cassette deck. Engine blew moving to college freshman year ☹️ (not my photo)

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@tressiemcphd Triggered.

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@parlertakes A lot! Our office always closes for inauguration (we’re in DC) and I’m already planning my doom’s day menu (totchos and a LOT of booze)

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@RoguePOTUSStaff I dunno, I’m still pretty tense. At least when he was tweeting the crazy you sorta knew what was going to happen ...

[Penelope Brown @penelopemb]

Looking at this photo of some sweet kitties I used to have (Cecil on the left and Marley on the right) to distract me from my urge to pack up and leave the DC area for a month or so 😩