julie driscoll

code, nachos, whiskey, pinball

[julie driscoll @penelopus]

@Bayareafirearms Jesus Christ, dude — are you incapable of separating your psycho-fringe views from the goal of your company?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[julie driscoll @penelopus]

@css

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

after my only contribution in a 58 minute zoom call, briefly unmuting to say "nothing from me":

[julie driscoll @penelopus]

@sfchronicle The first thing I do after feeing an earthquake is hop on Twitter to see where it was 😅

[julie driscoll @penelopus]

@trishfish In my household, he’s affectionately known as “Pretty Jimmy G” 😍

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Do I like working on side projects, or do I just crave the dopamine hit from the domain purchase confirmation email?

[julie driscoll @penelopus]

Thanks, webhost, for reminding me that I own at least 15 “Hey, that could become a Thing!” domains 🤓😆🙃

Ex: https://t.co/Qvv4CjGCgA — a literary site, devoted to sonnets about cannabis (or, the love child of Willie Nelson and William Shakespeare)

Someday, this shall happen 😁

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Being a programmer is wondering what’s going on with your code 187 times a day

[Joseph Cox @josephfcox]

New: an activist made a script to flood the Texas abortion 'whistleblower' website with fake info. When they IP banned him, he made an iOS shortcut so essentially anyone with an iPhone can replicate what he did in seconds. Verified it works ourselves https://t.co/MpKALW576z

[julie driscoll @penelopus]

I’m preparing for vacation by wearing a bra for more than 2 hours in a week. 😆

[julie driscoll @penelopus]

@MegL513 We’ll between DC and Richmond, then driving to Ohio — so, maaayyyybe 🐛

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

- oh they’ve done it
- how many asynchronous programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

I'm not concerned about drunk-dialling, it's drunk domain-purchasing I'm terrified of...

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

my partner said I have commitment issues but I just checked GitHub and there’s no outstanding merge conflicts...

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA

[julie driscoll @penelopus]

Mood (or, I'd rather be writing Unit Tests):

[Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot @mayorlightfoot]

The Constitution didn't even recognize me as a human being when it was first ratified. So, no, I am not a Constitutional originalist.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

"This vacancy should not be filled until we have a new president." - Mitch McConnell, 2016, less than 2 hours following Justice Scalia’s death.