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[The adPENistration @penfamous]

Absolutely amazing fight between Topuria and Gaethje. Absolutely no complaints as a fan. Topuria’s corner did the right thing by throwing the towel. They had to protect the fighter from himself.
#UFCFreedom250

[The adPENistration @penfamous]

It will be practically impossible to move him with this deal next season, but there’s no way he should be playing over Dylan Harper going forward.

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

De’Aaron Fox’s four-year, $228.6 million extension kicks in next month.

2026-27: $51.0M
2027-28: $55.1M
2028-29: $59.2M
2029-30: $63.3M

Pray for San Antonio.

[The adPENistration @penfamous]

That Arike Ogunbowale trade is LOADING. She’s either inefficient or nonexistent. It’s a headache to experience.

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Streams, likes and views can be used to determine demand. But they certainly don’t dictate if something is good or not

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The meals simply stopped being happy

[د. ف @xFS70]

ابي احد يفسرلي ليش الالوان اختفت!

[The adPENistration @penfamous]

I’m ok with this because she’s sitting in a home game. If it’s a season long strategy, only home games should have to suffer.

[Underdog WNBA @UnderdogWNBA]

Clark's absence is "part of a strategic management plan for the season," per @ScottAgness.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

👤50 CENT👤

📺RAISING KANAN📺

⬜️OFFICIAL TRAILER⬜️

⬜️THE FINAL SEASON⬜️

🚨JUNE 12TH🚨

[The adPENistration @penfamous]

3 ALBUMS!?!?! Bruhhhh, this better not feel like a Chris Brown project where there’s 4 hits hidden between 40 songs of nothing. Please don’t let me down Drake.

[The adPENistration @penfamous]

Let’s be honest, the Pacers were actively trying to lose. Why should they be rewarded? Wizards made moves for the future by grabbing Trae Young and Anthony Davis. I can respect their win of the lottery.

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I see what they tried to do but this ain’t it. It looks like every movement hurts.

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

CJ in motion.

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Becky’s first words in the Aces locker room:
“I’m not doing this with y’all again 🤬”

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Dallas Wings gotta figure out their bigs. They are getting nothing offensively or defensively from them in the paint.

[The adPENistration @penfamous]

With the #WNBA focusing on removing some of the physicality, I do think it’s time to now evaluate the foul out rule. I think it’s time to drop it to 5.

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It ain’t my damn business. I don’t know that woman. How I do, or don’t, feel is irrelevant.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

How you feel about Megan Thee Stallion is a good litmus test for how you think about relationships.

[The adPENistration @penfamous]

Awful take here. Sports were once about activity and experiencing a childhood. Money shouldn’t remove that experience. All kids are not supposed to become professionals. But they should be awarded the opportunity to play and not be priced out.

[Brandon Jennings @Tuff__Crowd]

ELITE KIDS don’t pay for youth sports. It’s a lot of kids from the trenches not paying.

11yrs old I never paid to play, everything paid for or they paying me and I was from the trenches!!!

Parents gotta realize your kid just not that good.

[The adPENistration @penfamous]

I don’t think anyone is telling George to forfeit checks. The goal is to get the long term security, whether with Dallas or another team, or show up when I absolutely have to.

[Frankie Kenneth ✭ @FrankieKennethL]

George Pickens made 3.6M in the entire 2025. His total career earnings are 8.7M.

His tag pays him 27M this year at a rate of 1.58M per game check.

Anyone that advises or expects another human to forfeit 1.5M of earnings every week is a goofy mfkr .

[The adPENistration @penfamous]

Too much thinking here. Format should be simple:
16 teams that don’t make the playoffs. Each team has the same odds (2 balls). Lottery picks the top 4. You can’t have a top 4 pick in back to back years. And remove all pick protections.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The "3-2-1 lottery" proposal, named to represent the number of lottery balls per team, would expand the lottery from 14 to 16 teams. Teams that do not qualify for the playoffs or play-in tournament but stay out of the relegation zone (spots four through 10) would receive three lottery balls each.

Teams with a bottom-three record -- the relegation zone -- would have just two lottery balls but have a floor of the 12th pick while the rest of the 13 lottery teams could fall as far as the 16th pick.

The 9th and 10th play-in seeds in each conference receive two lottery balls each while the losers of the 7-8 play-in games receive one lottery ball each.

In addition, no team would be able to win the top pick in consecutive years or be able to win three consecutive top-five picks. Teams also would not be able to protect picks in the 12 to 15 slots going forward.

[The adPENistration @penfamous]

George signing the tag today practically confirms he will not be there next season. Get the phones ready. Trade announcement soon.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

George Pickens is signing his franchise tag.

[Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou]

The WNBA’s free agency dates have been set.

The designation period will be held April 6-7 (Monday-Tuesday)

The negotiation period: April 8-10 (Wednesday-Friday)

Signings can begin April 11 (Saturday)

The draft will be held April 13 (next Monday)

[The adPENistration @penfamous]

What happened to regular light bulbs? I just need regular light bulbs. Meanwhile everything got switches on in it now.