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my original twitter was deleted. I'm way funnier than my follower count suggests.

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Mood:

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@thebeardedlad1 Wait until the finale.. a fake leg slam heard around the world

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@jasmineekc Peace be with you

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@thiccatnite7 And no added sugar!!!

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@TaylorMirek Loling I will we’re so toxic

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Is it worse to forget to take my Prozac or accidentally take two? I’m gonna be dissociated regardless just trying to figure best next steps here.

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Do you ever have a brain fart and…forget which one is the gas and which is the brake?

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Jeff and I are the level of close that we get concerned when the other person closes the door while using the bathroom.

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THIS.

[kiana @kted_kiki]

abolish prisons except for people who leave their dog off leash in the city

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No one told me 27 would bring me wrinkles and acne! Teeheee

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@thiccatnite7 yep.

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How is noodle & company still in business

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@daniela_boville Thank you for your research and insight

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I lost my entire wallet including my vax card. What do I do about the vaxxxxx card anyone know?

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Herbie and I all day while I should be working

[🌏 𝑺𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 💎 @sageofstones]

Oh. Emm. Gee. 🐨 🥰💜🥰 🐨

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Today I bought an 18 dollar deer antler from a natural pet food store for my dog. That I sought out because he particularly loves them. Not proud of it. It’s just a fact.

[dio @hunterfiIm]

literally me on october 17

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I’m gay now

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

🖤🖤🖤

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Not me trying to convince my coworker that is currently living in SLC to go visit Mary’s cult church

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Normalize being a product of divorce and not dying to get married because you have TRAUMA!!!! Okay!!!!!

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again! I hate being at the age where everyone asks “when are you guys getting engaged!?”

Idk how about you all leave us alone! Two adults are allowed to be in love, live together and doing the damn thing without getting married! It’s legal!