alex

Alex/Pengu. She/Her. I’m a little itch and a wife. That or I write fanfic. 🇺🇸/🇵🇭 @MrRomanKing 💍💖 (icon by @itsdetectiveliz)

[alex @penguinluv129]

Hey guys follow me @penguwrites129 for all the fanfics and writing panic trash

[mydogisatimelord @auster_uriel]

summoning circle:

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Young festival tickets 🕯

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[alex @penguinluv129]

I MEAN THATS WHAT WE WANT RIGHT??

[David H. Montgomery @dhmontgomery]

Why is Disney remaking its old cartoons as live-action movies when it could be remaking them as Muppet movies?

[Ciara @slayerfest98]

This is the wardrobe of every K-drama leading man

[alex @penguinluv129]

@auster_uriel Wot

[papa fish @jordanfisher]

wya @WaltDisneyWorld

[alex @penguinluv129]

@auster_uriel

[alex @penguinluv129]

@auster_uriel Damn son

[alex @penguinluv129]

The weirdest part of wedding planning is messaging the guests for their address and people asking if I’m a spam bot

[alex @penguinluv129]

@Captain__Blast Sshhhhhh enjoy the joke

[alex @penguinluv129]

I don’t watch wrestling often, but when I do I notice dumb shit like this #AEWRevolution

[alex @penguinluv129]

Real love is when your partner reads your old fanfics just because 🥰

[James Viscardi @JimViscardi]

Forget Spider-Man, the Blues Clues Multiverse is the one I want

[alex @penguinluv129]

Bring your BFF to Disney day 👯‍♀️✨💖 #disneyland #dca #pixarpier #disneyadult #disney @ Disneyland/Califonia Adventure https://t.co/HjHMBecilt

[Is It A Bones Day? @NoBonesOrBones]

Today, November 9th, is a bones day! It’s also noodle’s human, @jongraz’s birthday!! Happy birthday and happy bones day!!

[Jon M. Chu @jonmchu]

Goooood Newwwws!!! The incredible #CynthiaErivo and @ArianaGrande will be our Elphaba and Galinda in @WickedMovie @UniversalPics Get ready for a match up like you’ve never seen!!! In pink and green!!!

[Is It A Bones Day? @NoBonesOrBones]

Today, November 4th, is a bones day!

[alex @penguinluv129]

Dementors are like Asian aunties sniffing the youth out of babies to prevent aging. That’s why Asians don’t raisin.

[alex @penguinluv129]

I shouldn’t have answered it was a dirty one from my fiancé and I’m so red in the face rn

[alex @penguinluv129]

Nothing gets the adrenaline pumping like an unsolicited knock knock joke.