scarlet foo

creamy on the inside

[hermes ☿ @thehermeister]

Unironically, Ava Coleman from Abbott Elementary had one of the best adaptations of Storm.

Maya Boyd, this is the bar you’ll surpass.

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

https://t.co/9ItAhwR9Fu

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

Canada’s Drag Race should have been a tie!! They were giving twinners!!

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

@sxnnymac The DR must be giving them edibles

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

Newest episode now streaming https://t.co/hAJgdiJoTI

[Angel Money @reverendmoney]

he has drag queen in his name. he isnt Bob The Regular Gay Guy

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

@f8the Wake it up, but not too much… I don’t need it any thinner.

[invader zim @f8the]

i don’t think we truly understand how thin the veil was in 2020

[alex ✌🏽🇨🇴🏳️‍🌈 @mxnrique__]

“for those with eyes to see” and it’s literally just plagiarism like it’s not even being subtle…

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

@thehoneyviolet Salina will walk out of that house October 1st so don’t cast her on drag race just yet.

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

https://t.co/P9Z71x32eb

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

Asking To Send In My Music 2 Weeks Early Is Kinda Cray 😭

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

Nebraska, someone knows!! We must squash this immediately!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Nebraska has a food that lives almost nowhere else.

I asked a man named Dale why they never took it national.

He shrugged. "Why would we."

I thought about those two words for a month.

Then I did what any reasonable man would do.

I bought twenty, packed them in a cooler with ice, and drove them across the state line myself.

Fourteen survived.

That was the first run. Now there is a route.

I keep a logbook. I have named the crossings.

I own a cooler I use for nothing else, because a courier does not carry cargo in the same box as his lunch.

The night before a run I text a man in Kansas like a smuggler.

He replies "cool see u then" and has no idea he is a checkpoint.

Last month I drove nine hours to hand one to a friend in Colorado.

I watched his face change on the first bite.

"Oh dang," he said, quietly, the way you say something you were not ready for.

I wrote the date down.

My wife asked where I keep disappearing to.

I told her I was making deliveries. She said "of what."

I said it was safer she did not know.

I am not a tourist anymore.

I am a courier for a country that does not know it exists yet.

I have missed two dentist appointments for the route.

A nation does not build itself.

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

Cruisin' for a Bruisin'

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

Not your typical gay guy podcast.

https://t.co/Kjntvz8PgW

[never better @wiremxther]

jerry seinfeld would never say this, this is a rodney dangerfield joke. none of you idiots understand anything

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

They’ve agreed to share the title of Supreme by inhabiting the same avatar.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Shakira and Beyoncé reunite at the FIFA World Cup Final.

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

This is the new Where’s Waldo?

[Louis Pisano @LouisPisano]

ignoring the fagslop to point out julio torres

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

Knowing how afraid of fame Sia is this must been really scary!

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

this was too specific to be a coincidence-

[scarlet foo @penguinmalone]

All episodes of DOOM ORGY now on Substack.

https://t.co/ZBY31FB51A