Penguin King

No Koopas allowed

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

A boba a day keeps the 4.0 GPA

[marina @bloodmajicks]

so please please please let me let me let me get what i want

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

Does the Theory of Everything show Eddy Redmayne participating in Stephen Hawking’s Midget Orgy?

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

Starting my 401k means I have to be okay not getting my full paycheck :(

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

@elamin88 Fuck it, we ball.

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

I love the gays! ✊🏳️‍🌈

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

Strong work everybody!

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

Just when I thought I was happy, I got happier!

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

Places with people that have absolutely no hustle:

People pumping gas at costco

People getting off the airplane

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

It also set our expectations for college too high!

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

Pitch Perfect really gaslit us into thinking acapella was the coolest thing on the planet

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

I know I am applying this cycle, but is it too late to ask if pre-med stands for pre-medicine or pre-MD?

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

Jonathan Majors took method acting for his Creed role TOO FAR

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

A cosplayer gave me a certified simp card

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

I wonder how many turtles I have killed with my boba addiction

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

@jakemckill0p Shit is BAFFLING

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

Was it ever that deep?

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

Being drunk at disney is fun because of the sensory overload

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

The way I think I might have rizz

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

We need to bring back good old fashion columbian cocaine. No more of this fentanyl business

[Penguin King @penguinnkingg]

Buying a new hydro for the bright colors!