days without sex

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day 27 without sex:

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day 789 without sex:

me: *hand hanging off the bed*

demon: *grabs it*

me: so what are we

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if u don't say i love you to your girlfriend, indian men on facebook will

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day 719 without sex: filled up my doctors appointment sheet and wrote "yes please" when they asked for my sex

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day 349 without sex: checked my grades online so I can remember how it feels to be fucked

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day 779 without sex: i was at a funeral and someone said “it must be very hard” and i got excited

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day 185 without sex: I adopted a kid just to be called daddy again

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day 682 without sex: the dentist told me to spit and I swallowed

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day 650 without sex: googling how to get possessed by a demon because i just want something inside me

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day 19 without sex: someone said “who’s a good girl” at the dog park and I said “me daddy”

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day 113 without sex: my hairdresser pulled my hair a little too hard and i accidently called him daddy

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day 400 without sex: my priest said I will be punished for my sins I said yes daddy thank you

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rt if u r a virgin

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day 278 without sex: I made Siri call me daddy

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day 782 without sex: whoever has my voodoo doll please finger it

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day 120 without sex: A mosquito sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit

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day 147 without sex: when my grandmother told me to shut up i bit my lip and said make me

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day 77 without sex: my hands are tired