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[🖤 Just Heather 🖤 @weedswildflowrs]

@SketchesbyBoze This is why in my 30s I'm getting all the tattoos and piercing my ears and trying new things and getting weird pets. I spent my whole life being who someone else wanted me to be. Done with that. Forever.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Growing up, some of us had our joys and enthusiasms bullied out of us. There’s no feeling like getting older and embracing the parts of yourself you were shamed into hiding. Embrace the joy of being your passionate, nerdy, splendidly strange self.

[Catherine @whitequark]

present day x86 systems use no more than 52 actual bits for addressing memory (physical or virtual; usually less than that), which means you could safely represent any memory address with x86 as a double precision floating point

[Titus Blome @derLampenputzer]

ich trete gegen das klavier es erklingt eine fußnote

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

See web designers realized that children could make websites and they needed to stop that.

[Bentelicious Art @BenteliciousArt]

Die Tür oder was?

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

This could actually catch on.
#WorldBollardAssociation

[penmau @penma_]

@MaxFassbrause @TimatixEU weils eine ist
https://t.co/pXuGcRnuwa

[Fake “Unicode.” 🩵🆓 @FakeUnicode]

Yes

[Aoife 🐝 Bee 🏳️‍⚧️ @Aoife_Bee_]

they sent me to a catholic all boys school and this was the result

[froggie | θ∆ ⌬ 🏴 @HRTFRG]

i am a rice cooker in two ways
- i can cook rice
- i make cute noises when you press me

[penmau @penma_]

@byte_jra das eine führt halt gelegentlich zum anderen :)

[coffeewœlf @mythoswolf25]

Liebe Tagesschau, ich weiß ja nicht ob die Formulierung „Bereits 2029 könnte das erste Wasserstoffflugzeug in die Luft gehen“ so glücklich ist.

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

many "I'm not a puppy, but" folks interacting with this tweet as if they are fooling anyone

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

attention puppygirls

[Mudge @dotMudge]

And the winner for the “Best use of spreadsheet cell border lines” award is…

🏆

[Nightzy 🌙 @ItsNightzy]

This comic is relevant once more