jp

no curveball. no changeup.

[jp @penn15]

I've been told it's "impossible" to kill a spider plant. Right now I'm doing the impossible

[jp @penn15]

If we don't act stupid, how will we ever learn how to be smart?

[ret @rad_milk]

the only toxicity i need in my life is by system of a down

[Gus Viveiros @GusVcomic]

I’m Boston Sober (an alcoholic)

[ret @rad_milk]

i got chills at this part

[jp @penn15]

Me: buys a house with a newly renovated kitchen that I can't wait to cook in

Also me: gets @tacobell to celebrate

[parker @momappreciator]

listening to WAP

[bria celest @55mmbae]

😭😭😭😭

[jp @penn15]

Just realized I follow 513 Twitter accounts and that's prob the most Cincinnati thing about me

[jp @penn15]

@wildcat_walker

[pepper 💖💜💙 @pepper_go_brrr]

if you ever feel like giving up just remeber... the josh fight is coming soon

[jp @penn15]

Well it's been nice knowing you all ✌️💀

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

JUST IN: @WhiteClaw announces it is announcing a new sub brand called Surge that steps up the alcohol — from 5% ABV to 8% ABV

[jp @penn15]

@wildcat_walker I disagree! I think it's a great to defend opinions on the internet!

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Cheers to the weekend. Dale!

[ret @rad_milk]

all shrimp are popcorn shrimp if you sneak them into the movie theater

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

one time when i was little i called my brother a butthole and my mom immediately yelled "none of that jerry springer crap in my house"

[jp @penn15]

@wildcat_walker 7 Seconds??

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy 305 Day! Dalee! #Miami #305Day #mr305

[CBS News @CBSNews]

WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets.