Dean Winchester

Lawerence, Kansas 📍 Best Sibling from the Trio 😎

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

🏁🏁🏁

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

“Don’t compute this by hand because ew.” That almost makes me more nervous than doing it myself. Trusting technology to do it?

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

Oh that was sneaky calling from the same area code as my dogs neurologist whe you’re really the oral surgeon

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

I NEED A $130 CALCULATOR FOR THIS CLASS

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

I’m grabbing the biggest bowl or half my leaves end up on the table or the floor

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think

[Nostalgia Daily @nostalgia_]

"How old are you?"

Me: I watched this movie on VHS..

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

So glad your best friend is honest because you’re a liar

[La vie est belle @lavieestbelIe]

This instead of popcorn at the cinema

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

@AmaraClarington Like, I get 2% of his winnings and a flat rate fee per event I attend?

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

That’s a lot of money for someone who is “just a manager”

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

HOW DO I HAVE THE LOWEST GRADE

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

So I took a zero on that quiz and it’s not even my fault? Canvas wasn’t even working the entire day. How is that fair?

[ꪆৎ @fairiehaze]

you have to name him the last thing you ate

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

4 is the furthest I’m gonna go and that is honestly too far….

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

It’s actually kind of hard to do a reflective paper when I’ve done none of the reading all semester

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

I missed one point on a discussion? Where. Tell me where I missed this one point plz

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

@AmaraClarington I just washed my hair for the first time in over a week. I still have 2 finals to go and I’m so ready for a break. Me and those McDonald’s refreshers have become best friends

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

What are they gonna leak? My homework grades

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

@TheLadyRenRp us every morning before your class eating half of loaf of that bread

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[Dean Winchester @pennedbyDean]

No, but I’d start looking for a job that I’m passionate in

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $6M in the lottery today ??