Matt Pennig

I’m done here. probably online someplace else

[Matt Pennig @pennig]

@aaronlinde Hey did you know that you can register .dad domains and that a specific one is still available?

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@johnnyrodgersis but can u imagine

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@suchnerve @journeymanped Can you throw the code on a gist? Happy to workshop with ya if you’d like

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@avalonstar One of our Daniels loves being on shoulders.

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@halvorson @candiwrites If you’re gonna do that, at least embrace the chaos and hyphenate Web-Site.

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@beanders there are deviations from the game later and they’re all good

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@katalogued Everything else is wrong today, so like, why not??? The only thing to criticize is that’s it’s not multicolor

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@patiomensch He’ll catch his death of cold!

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@mplewis I used to have that cat bed. Its resident never left because of the heated pad. Very good cat bed.

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@markmahoney The fucking thing sold for $100,000! https://t.co/8l3MeItYDo

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@joshnorthsouth my cats:

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@muchnerve ...as in "that dongaloid can't turn around without knocking over my drink/priceless Ming vases/children"

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@MattLevy51 woo bruv

woo

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@MattLevy51 We’ve gone from some pill giving you an ad for a pop-up to a pop-up showing you an ad for some pill. What a world!

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@emoberhauser @brandon_mn Genau

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@halkyardo Touch snow—it’s beautiful out!

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@MattLevy51 There’s only one way to handle those people. You stop what you’re doing, look them dead in the eyes, and then have eight more kids. Works every time.

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I haven’t before seen somebody not give a fuck so hard

[Brent Patrick @Brentus88]

Hahaha. Democrat @RepKatiePorter in the chamber during #SpeakerVote

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@patiomensch def

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@muchnerve Such nerve