Joe

Horses, Jets football, punk music, and retro video games. Krackel Bar and Surge enthusiast

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

@OrevaZSN qe

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

@mocowgirl15 @BreedersCup I'd rather stay home and make many bets with that $80 parking fee. Between parking and the ticket, thats a nice bankroll for a day. Or maybe have a nice Saturday doing anything else with that money since horse racing execs think they can get away with these prices

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

@TonyPannWBAL Give me the sun now, give me the sun later. Doesn't matter. At least they aren't voting to get rid of time altogether.

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

@marinajuanax @kshqueen111 No doubt it's you. Who's watching wnba instead of your videos

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

@_RoxyRollins My wife wouldn't like me to put my ex in the hall of fame either

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

@amelia_tweetz I'll trade ya some food stamps for some fireworks. Oh, you want all my free food stamps, I'll take 12 hours worth of fireworks please

[george @idobadtakes]

Euros: Wait, I thought this country was a gun ridden hellscape. What do you mean everything is nice and the stadiums are incredible?

Americans: Wait, I thought you were all poor. How can you all fly overseas and spend six weeks not working just watching soccer games?

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

@xkittenxgirl You don't need makeup. You look great without it. Save that money!

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

Naaaaailed it!

[Suhr Majesty @ULTRA_MAJESTY]

Guitarists at home, you can shred like Corey Feldman…🎸🔥

Step 1. First thing you have to do is crank your gain way too high, no noise gate. You want that feedback to singe your eardrums.

Step 2. You don’t have to worry about which string you’re actually hitting, give them all love.

Step 3. Combine the left-hand spider technique with those spastic guitar pick movements, and you get that perfect combination of pure shred.

Step 4. Make facial expressions that match the spider and spastic guitar techniques.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“That dude’s gonna sacrifice his son.”

[PeachProof @PeachProof23]

Before the internet became entirely too sensitive, Kmart was out here dropping some of the most unhinged, legendary commercials in television history.

​"Ship my pants," "Nickers please," and the iconic Joe Boxer jingle bells... man, the early 2010s were a wild time for marketing. You genuinely couldn’t get away with this kind of genius, unfiltered humor on TV anymore.

​It’s crazy how we forgot just how hard these hit until seeing them again. Kmart really went out with an absolute bang.

[Farm Girl Carrie 👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

A $3-$5 slinky and it
actually works 😂 🐿️

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

Guy waited his entire life for this phone call just for the other end to be the jets. Questioning his life in real time. Welcome to the Jets though!!!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Shedeur effect: Kenyon Sadiq thought he was getting a prank call when the Jets called to inform him that they were selecting him in the first round.

[Reds Daily @RedsDaily4]

Couple goals?

This lady is DEDICATED to getting those steps in.

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

Happy opening day. First year since I was a kid that I actually look forward to a Pirates season. Let's see how well this ages

[TJ @TJHitchings]

Playin catch, havin a shmag

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

@xkittenxgirl Def not overreacting. I remember being a kid and both my parents smoked cigarettes in the house. They would tell me it's their house and if I didn't like it to go outside. I feel for you, all you can do is nicely ask him to stop and hope he cares enough about you to change

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

I'm just trying to brush my teeth!

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Are there any toothpaste autists out there? What is the truth? We need to know. The world needs guidance. Toothpastepill us.

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

They closed schools 3 hours early for the threat of severe thunderstorms? Man I feel old today

[Zarhle @SteinerZach]

Guessing this has been posted at some point but if you haven’t seen it. This is it. This is the peak of weather enthusiast shitposting.

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

What psychopath out there has all these jerseys?

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

From Geno Smith
To Matt Simms
Michael Vick
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Bryce Petty
Josh McCown
Sam Darnold
Trevor Siemian
Luke Falk
Joe Flacco
Zach Wilson
Mike White
Josh Johnson
Chris Streveler
Aaron Rodgers
Tim Boyle
Tyrod Taylor
Justin Fields
Brady Cook
& the Jets are back to Geno Smith.

[Joe @PennNatIceCold]

Barely anybody there last weekend with stakes races, 3 horse fields. Now canceling Saturday. I can't wait for them to decide to start charging money just go get in after seeing the price gauge that is the Preakness. They do have good food, nice people and a great upstairs though!

[BloodHorse @BloodHorse]

March 14 races at @LaurelPark have been cancelled due to insufficient entries. Read more: https://t.co/Yl04J58dYE