Tom wyatt

I'm pro couch

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@bonecrusher1989 looks like I've asked you before. I need answers.

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@bonecrusher1989 Why, on dusk, do people only put their headlights half on? #askshid

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@WWOS9 someone go buy a minimum chips and sit outside the G to get rid of these gulls! @james_brayshaw

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@bonecrusher1989 why do people only turn their Parker lights on at dusk? #askshid

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@GreenMachine_35 @bonecrusher1989 they come with hens teeth

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@bonecrusher1989 Why are jelly slices always red? #askshid

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@AndrewGaze10 you know you've made it when #tiu @pennofolds

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@the_real_cmac turn it up

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@KitRotthier holding 2 cans like @the_real_cmac does is such a sham. They were both empty.

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@KaleyCuoco does your grandma live in wonthagii?

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

If it wasn't conclusive then you go with the umpires call... That's how it works. #ausvsa

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

Thanks @Realslinger for following me

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@piersmorgan was run hungry? The only thing he ate out there was his words. @BrettLee_58

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@dylshan_7 I know pup doesn't drink piss. But does he drink winners piss?

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@wingsting just for you ❤️

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

Just heard a bloke going off his nut in centrelink about the waiting time, then proceeds to cry #likelytype

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@joeroot05 does that mean you were born in 2005?

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

I absolutely despise the channel 9 commentary team, they all just speak total garbage. With the exception of JB

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

@Longy18 did you know Sir Don only hit 6 6's in his illustrious test career. #Bradmanfactsdaily

[Tom wyatt @pennofolds]

So when does pup get knighted? #sirpup