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Penny for your thoughts

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You're kidding...

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Got my coochie waxed for the first time and my waxer said she wished every client were like me 😇

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Hello everyone should start using Ecosia as their search engine/browser bc they plant trees and donate to climate change okay thanks bye

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Imagine letting a man tell you how to live your life

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You can't heal if you refuse to see the true problem my friend

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My nurse told me she's so excited for my meds to get balanced so I can learn who I truly am. Who I truly am?? I've spent 27 years not knowing who I truly am..? Girl that's scary not exciting

[penny🍄 @pennoramic]

I've gone through a lot of grief in my life, and it just keeps piling on.

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December keeping it's "worst fucking month of my life" title this year

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If I text you after 9 pm... ignore whatever crazy shit I say I'm on new narcolepsy meds

[penny🍄 @pennoramic]

I keep having dreams where I'm friends with Benson Boone what's happening to me

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The rate at which I go through toilet paper is abysmal

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Some man bought me a drink at a gay bar. If that's not a flex idk what is.

[The Princess & The Frog @GabTheGem]

Now why would they remove the cracker & the barrel?

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how it feels to invite people to your birthday party

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I don't have resting bitch face, I'm just a bitch

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The amount of times I go to taco bell should genuinely be illegal

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Idk why this was an absolutely astronomical discovery in my mind, but I just realized this particular print of Wuthering Heights (canonically Bella Swan's favorite book) has the same title font as Twilight

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Concerts are not worth it in this economy. I can simply close my eyes and imagine they are performing in front of me 🤠

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My manager's niece married a member of Muse and I feel like I have insider info bc none of the photos she showed me are online