Penn Tennis 101

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Rule No. 15:
Every match has a winner and a loser whether you like it or not.

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Rule No. 14:
A win might build confidence but a loss builds character.

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Rule No. 13:
Championships are won in the offseason.

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Rule No. 12:
Run
Yu
Lee
Por
Favor
Sechs
Kevin
State
NINE
Ben

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Rule No. 11:
Don't get injured jumping the fence on the Friday fun run.

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Rule No.10:
JV never loses.

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Rule No.9:
Love means nothing to us.

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Rule No.8:
Don't be late for practice this week. Or ever for that matter.

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Rule No. 7:
This doesn't count as a challenge match.

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Rule No. 6:
We don't have line judges for challenge matches. Sorry.

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Rule No. 5:
Don't miss pasta parties. You will regret it.

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Rule No. 4:
Penn Tennis and Tenn Pennis are pretty much interchangeable phrases.

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Rule No. 3:
Anytime is a good time to hola.

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Rule No. 2:
If you ever hear the words,
Court,
Ten,
No,
Racquets,
In a sentence together, run far far away

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Rule No. 1:
Never say alertas. Ever. No questions asked. If caught you are to run around the school. Twice.