Ashley Van Stone

Writer | Wanderer | Wonderer | Waste Fighter | Comments my own

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Fox News is complaining about a nationwide teacher shortage today. Here are some of the things Fox has said about teachers over the last two years:

[Ashley Van Stone @penny_vanstone]

@ChrisEvans It’s gorgeous how insignificant we are

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

[Jheanelle Wilkins @JheanelleW]

After we had to override your veto of ALL our police reform bills? Goodbye.

[Ashley Van Stone @penny_vanstone]

@goodreads Breasts and eggs @mieko_kawakami

[Ashley Van Stone @penny_vanstone]

@WDWNT Hmm

[Kenny BooYah! 🖖🏾 @KwikWarren]

I live in Florida. We’ve had the most embarrassing,corrupt&inept clown politicians in America over past 20yrs, but petulant ignaramous Ron DeSantis tops list—worse than Rick Scott,Rubio&Gaetz. Who the hell are my neighbors who keep electing these evil,malfeasant sons of bitches?!

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

GEORGIA: The January 5 runoff elections for control of the U.S. Senate are fast approaching. Make your voice heard by requesting your ballot now at https://t.co/xCyh7BhY3o #LetsGetItDoneAgain #gapol

[Ashley Van Stone @penny_vanstone]

@sarahcpr Blank Check didn’t hold up.

[Ashley Van Stone @penny_vanstone]

@Broncos @SouthPark @ComedyCentral Lol

[Amy McGrath @AmyMcGrathKY]

(1/3) Ruth Bader Ginsburg lived a towering life. She should be admired, remembered, and honored.

It would be nice if our politics allowed even a day to pass before pouncing on the death of a patriot for political purposes.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

RIP RBG. Gutted. Sad.
Grateful for all she did. And very very scared.

[Brooke Lierman @BrookeELierman]

The Gov wants to have it both ways: he recently said he thinks counties should make their own decisions regarding health, but apparently he only meant when they are decisions he agrees with. This was a call made by public health professionals, not politicians.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

You can't say covid-19 is so safe we can reopen schools then turn around and say it's too dangerous to have an election.

[Daniel Uhlfelder @DWUhlfelderLaw]

I cannot believe we already have 90k of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis comparing Home Depot and Walmart to our schools. This guy is in charge of the 3rd largest state with the largest population of susceptible to people. Please help us before he really does kill everyone!

[Ashley Van Stone @penny_vanstone]

@KateBreimann En route!

[Ashley Van Stone @penny_vanstone]

@versacewolfe Why?!?)

[Ashley Van Stone @penny_vanstone]

@versacewolfe Lol

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

If the government can mail you a census, it can mail you a ballot.

[Ashley Van Stone @penny_vanstone]

Very here for this

[ash @buttsandevans]

chris evans as sanitizers, a thread 👩🏻‍🔬🧪🦠