Penny Archer

30 | Essex | Talent + Events @depop HQ

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@Andy you better push for royalties when Tom Sandoval no doubt calls his next bar this and gets a hideous sequin jacket emblazoned with it on the back #PumpRules

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@Andy coining this whole thing as a #SCANDOVAL has me deceased!!!!! #PumpRules

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@Andy coining this whole thing as a #SCANDOVAL has me deceased!!!!! #PumpRules

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

WE SHOULD HAVE PAID MORE ATTENTION TO THIS OUTRAGEOUS (yet iconic) RED FLAG. #Pumprules #tomsandoval #arianamadix https://t.co/LUL8CjQ674

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@AshleyFindler @jeremycorbyn @UniteAtShelter If you got paid a quid for every shit tweet…

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

if James Bond is so cool then why does he have a Nokia

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@EmmaBeadle_ the 15mins screams umpiring 😂

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@ASOS @StephArcher_ #ASOSSummerFunds

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@StephArcher_ #ASOSGIFT

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

does anyone else remember having to listen to the radio to hear if your school was shut cos of snow 😭 how pure

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

On Grand Designs when they say “it’s been a journey haha!!!” what they’re actually saying is “it’s been a fucking nightmare and we went £150k over budget”

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@ASOS @StephArcher_ @MaddieArcher_ #ASOSGIFT

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Adopt don’t shop. ❤️ Dogs.

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@ASOS @mikeflynn17 #ASOSGIFT

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@ZARA I LOVE U BUT NOT ALL GALS ARE 10FT TALL Y EVERYTHING SO LONG

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@Chrisviews43 @Marxnspinsters 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 happy birthday Chris! Ignore the you know whats! ✨

[Essex Police @EssexPoliceUK]

We are investigating after three English Bulldog puppies were stolen during a break-in in Deneway, #Basildon.

Three men broke into an address at around 10.50pm on Fri, sprayed a woman inside in the face with a substance and stole the puppies.

Anyone with any info call 101.

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@vickyford 🙃🙃🙃

[Channel 4 Dispatches @C4Dispatches]

"We try not to eat a lot in one day, even though most of us are really hungry."

Almost 1 in 3 children in the UK are now growing up poor, like Cameron and his two sisters whose family rely on a food bank to help fill the fridge.

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

If the mirror doesn’t tell you you wear too much make up your mask sure will 🙃

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@TicketmasterCS / @TicketmasterUK has the @billieeilish UK tour been rescheduled yet? I’ve had no updates since the July date was cancelled

[Penny Archer @pennyarcher]

@RobertJenrick ⏳