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I won't be impressed with science until I can download a waffle. http://t.co/FV2QY6l6Xa

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/U1YbaPWDK3

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http://t.co/WhwadJLcYm The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

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http://t.co/gGz6yTNdgy Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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I have the attention span of a... Have I ever told you how much I like porn? http://t.co/qJjGT7p8

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i never dreamed that little pictures on a screen would feel like friends... yet here i am. http://t.co/XZOZTZLa

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http://t.co/FRbhpsIA I make the kids wear fannypacks so they'll have someplace to hold my drugs when we get pulled over.

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Dear 70 year old man with the ponytail: stop it. http://t.co/gwE8HHWS

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http://t.co/9KW7lzfD Cars have reverse lights so you can drive the wrong way at night, like the signs tell you to.

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@katt_ka test?

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