Q: Washing a bandmate vs. having a bandmate wash you
🐨🐱 Where are we washing...?
🐰 Everywhere
🐥 You'd have to wash everywhere
🐨 Okay, let's say one of the members broke both arms and both legs, someone has to wash them
🐿️ Not for some weird reason, they're injured
🐥 Oh, then I could do it
🐹 Oh, then I could do it. They're totally fine
🐨 All four limbs are broken
🐹 They're fine
🐿️ Then why would you wash them?
🐹 Then why are we even doing this? Exactly, they have to be perfectly fine...
🐱 That's more fun, they're totally fine but you still have to wash them
🐹 They have to be fine
🐱 Exactly
🐨 Why?
🐱 They just finished a concert and they're exhausted
🐹 If you're going to keep asking “why” why are we even doing this question?
🐥 I don't think I could handle being washed.
🐹 Being washed would feel really weird
🐥 I'd rather wash someone
🐰 But washing someone would be more fun
🐥 Because if you're washing them…
🐱 Can't we just not wash?
🐥 You don't have to be thorough -
🐹 You have to wash them properly
🐱 You have to follow your exact shower routine
🐥 I'd still rather wash someone . Would you rather be the one getting washed?
🐱 *pause* Let me think about it
🐥 Don't! Just don't think about it! Why do you even need to think?!
🐰 If I were sober, it'd be way too embarrassing
🐨 Then you're drunk. If you're drunk, would you rather wash someone or be washed?
🐰 I'd still rather wash someone, obviously
🐥 Hyung, would you rather be washed?
🐨 I'll think about it
🐥 Why are you thinking about it?
🐰 There it is, “I'll think about it”
🐱 I'm actually thinking about it
🐹 Hey, but think about it. It's for sure better to be the one washing because at least the person washing is doing something. The person being washed...
🐰 Has to just stand there
🐹 They'd just be like this...
🐱 Wow, that could be torture
🐹 You'd have to watch them washing your body
🐨 All right, who'd rather wash someone?
💜 *Everyone raises hands except Taehyung*
🐯 I don't want to choose
🐰 Want us to wash you today?
🐥 Come on...
🐹 Want us to wash you, Taehyung? With your arms raised like this
🐯 I'm not choosing...