pensel bartholomew

[pensel bartholomew @penselthoughts]

Woke up to smoke my lucky cigarette only for it to be broken. I’m fucking pissed. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that it’s broken or the fact that I’m gonna try and figure out a way to smoke this damn thing.

[pensel bartholomew @penselthoughts]

My uber eats driver told me that bojangles was out of honey mustard and asked what I wanted instead. I told him to go to Platinum West and bring Cinnamon back for some head.