melicious

all shits no giggles

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

@wannakeyhole fully ready to be wrong about this but i honestly think it’s a grift

[cozy @bimbotheory]

Changing your sex in one way or another has and will always be more subversive than any gender presentation by itself could ever be.

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

@jaylaxiana it’s hbo’s first drama!! Oz. highly recommend :-)

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

@777ftdeep omg noo i literally blacked out after i took this vid

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Unfinished latte art of barista who died of long covid

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

“ngl i wanna ride some fat shit”

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

@777ftdeep what’s up

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

also funny that this app was supposed to be “the lesbian version of grindr”

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

i’m basically a furry but this stuff honestly makes me sick to my stomach. this person is in their 30s.

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

when ur lil bro, ur gf, & her fag slide up on ur selfie

[nico ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

i've been stealth for about a year now, and i've found that most men fold at the slightest bit of pushback from another man. especially if you were on good terms before then, and ESPECIALLY if you frame their behavior as weird or uncool. they're sheep. they aren't gonna do shit

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

@vanillaopinions @Eric_Erins 2bd 1ba condo (w/ laundry & parking spot) - $994 mortgage + $281 HOA fee

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

when i throw my clothes in the dryer at the function

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

i think ppl are missing the point. Chivalry (good, sexy) is different than being overly polite (e.g. over-apologizing, overly thanking, being afraid of taking up space).

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

“freudian slip”
“who’s freddy n slim?”

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

shoulda whipped this out when i had a massage client from shanghai that wouldn’t stop being sexist and blaming chicago’s crime on black ppl

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Sometimes having to finish a protein bar is exactly like being shot with a gun

[melicious @pensive_playuh]

queef while u still can