Andrew Nelson

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

Public Service Announcement: Today I discovered that taking a selfie in the middle of a family group photo is frowned upon. In my defense, I'm kind of a big deal.

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

Baseball is the only world where grown adults watch a 15/16-year-old and confidently declare what he'll be at 18-20. Meanwhile the kid hasn't even finished driver's ed.

[Asher Nelson @Ashernelson02]

@NitroGold2027 @HKingFP2027 @MasonShipley_5 @JohnPaulM182027 @AaronHumphrey99 💣💣💣

@IndianaNitro
@TigerBaseball17

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

This curtain has all the authority of a ‘Keep Off the Grass’ sign. Sincerely, a guy who just used the first-class bathroom

[Indiana Nitro Gold 2027 @NitroGold2027]

Let’s go @Ashernelson02

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

No sinks at the baseball field bathroom….Safe to say hygiene got picked off at first, or was it at second?

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

A child’s athletic performance is supposed to measure their progress—not an adult’s self-worth. Funny how often those scoreboards get confused.

[Dan Cevette @DanCevette]

Baseball is NOT your identity.

Your character is.

The game will eventually take away your uniform.

It can never take away your integrity, humility, work ethic, or the way you treat people. 🙌⚾️

[Indiana Nitro Gold 2027 @NitroGold2027]

@Ashernelson02 making an impact right away‼️

[Indiana Nitro Gold 2027 @NitroGold2027]

#17uNat26

Nitro Gold 2027 4️⃣
Fieldhouse Pirates 5️⃣

@SMarquell0927
4 IP | 0 H | 0 R | BB | 5 K’s 🔥

@JohnPaulM182027
1 IP | 2 H | 1 R | 0 BB | K

@HKingFP2027
2-4 | 3B | 2B | R

@Drake15Log1560
2-3 | 2 RBI | BB | SB

@Ashernelson02
1-2 | R | RBI

[Prep Baseball Scouting @pbtscouting]

2027 3B/1B Asher Nelson (IN) adjusts well to a breaking ball and drops a single into the RF gap.

@PB_Uncommitted
@IndianaNitro || @PrepBaseballIN
#17uNat26

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

My kids don’t need luxury. They need the character-building experience of a hotel that hasn’t changed since my childhood.

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

This could get Messi

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

The World Cup: the only international event where Switzerland’s official position is, ‘Actually, we do have a side.

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

I’m reminded of this about this time every year:

“Youth sports are for the kids.”

Sure. But my calendar, my credit card, and my odometer have entered the chat.

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

Family can keep you from being lonely, but it takes someone on the outside to build your self-esteem.

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

The suburbs have two kinds of people on the Fourth: the family spending $1,200 on fireworks and the family bringing lawn chairs to watch for free.

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Authorities confirm:
Sidewalks now qualify as cookware.
Heat advisory remains in effect.

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA has just been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He should have his cabinet assembled by the end of the weekend.

[Andrew Nelson @penskefile]

Some of the best memories aren’t made at a destination—they’re made on the drive there.