shmarlo

they/them
registered stationary slut and thesaurus whore
casually in love with evan rachel wood

[The Tweedy Mutant @the_tweedy]

"You'll regret transitioning."

I'm a graduate student. I regret existing. You can't hurt me.

[Lauren Gilbert @LaurenNGilbert]

“I mean, I was Lexi Howard’s muse when she wrote OWAH LIFHE” #EuphoriaHBO

[Naheed Dosani @NaheedD]

Let's get one thing straight: The Ontario government's decision to shorten the COVID-19 isolation period to 5 days without also providing workers with free N95 masks, rapid tests & adequate paid sick days is a business decision, not a public health decision.

[shmarlo @penslut]

cracking up at whoever taught ten year old me how to pose for pictures, get it i guess

[shmarlo @penslut]

@omnimarta it must’ve been. I want sociologists to do studies on 2010s Facebook culture

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

as a child, I assumed Martha’s Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

Y’all had to get like 5 vaccinations to even go to kindergarten like please give up the confusion

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

If you don’t teach history, you erase history. We learned nothing about residential schools for a reason.

[Naheed Dosani @NaheedD]

Every Canadian needs to see @Ginella_M speak these words of power ✊🏾. #OurLondonFamily

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

All the things people are saying about kink at pride are the same things people say about queers when we aren’t at pride

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is still the funniest tweet on this website

[Angie Thomas @angiecthomas]

To the Black kids waiting and watching:

You matter.

You are loved.

You have worth.

You have value.

Don’t let ANYTHING tell you otherwise.

[Academia Aesthetics @AcademiaAesthe1]

When marble speaks, miracles happen

[shmarlo @penslut]

she also calls me every friday and gives me a progress report on them. i really do not deserve her

[shmarlo @penslut]

my nana doesn't know how to use a computer, but about once a month she gets my 88 year old grandad to take a picture of the puzzle that she's completed and gets him to email it to me and i honestly cannot think of anything more pure and wholesome than them

[Meredith Talusan @1demerith]

It's Trans Day of Visibility, which I dedicate yearly to those of us who are unable to be visible. We see you, we love you, and we hope there will come a time when, if you want to, you can live fully and publicly as yourself. #TDOV