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never not reading. 52/52

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

[𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔢 ⚔️ @graveghostie]

watched their documentary and the first time they were chased by authorities she got caught and instead of getting away without her, he turned around and tried to take all the blame. what a man

[🍄 @pentacleighs]

why is his hair like that???

[written by emily henry @emilyhenryverse]

More of Phoebe Dynevor and Patrick Schwarzenegger as January and Gus filming “Beach Read” in Toronto.

[𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 @fangsxbangs]

this is why charlie swan hated that edward cullen kid but no one wants to talk about it

[🍄 @pentacleighs]

boomer mum just messaged me out of the blue to tell me graphic details of her and dad’s stomach problems after a holiday. thanks. just what i wanted to pop up on my screen at work.

[Words @itswords_]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

[bean 😼 @BeansGoodTakes]

"first look" bro i can't see shit 😭

[Bird 🌲🦆 @birdwarde]

stop generating crap you look stupid!

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

feels like there’s this problem across mediums where a lot of online people feel like their morality is directly tied to their media consumption rather than like, the things they actually do

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Beethoven was fucking deaf but yeah sure you need a robot to be creative for you

[22:22 @22hrr22min]

the moon in paintings

[𝑨𝒓𝒕 🎨 @_ArtMuseum]

The moon in paintings

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

I wanted to run the London Marathon but training takes too long and is too hard as a pudgy 47yo woman, so I got an Uber to the finish line. It's not fair that athletic people get to gatekeep long-distance running. I'm still a Marathon runner!

This is what AI 'writers' sound like

[amanda @jailedamanda]

I’ve been saying this every time we have sex scene discourse. Movies/tv shows are rated based on content. If you watch an R movie that says it has sexual content and you watch it even though you cannot stand sexual content, that’s on you. Have some agency.

[🍄 @pentacleighs]

@realKraftPunk this score is improving. when the film came out it was below 30

[ali ! 🏳️‍⚧️ @shadowoftheali]

understatement of the fucking century

[🍄 @pentacleighs]

the only problem with all the speed racer clips on the tl is that i legit cry every time i watch this (i am insane and loved this movie immediately when i saw it in 2008) being on the sniffles i guess

[rare @veryrare_ns]

This in IMAX full body chills

[🍄 @pentacleighs]

@goddammitsarah it’s not even in my country i’m dying

[🍄 @pentacleighs]

oh no. nooooo.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Patrick Schwarzenegger has been cast opposite Phoebe Dynevor in the film adaptation of Emily Henry’s ‘BEACH READ.’

[🍄 @pentacleighs]

my new glasses are cute af but i am seeing way more ghosts than i used too.