Penelope

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[greg @gurreggg]

When the chocolate chip cookie has salt on it

[Penelope @pentempleton]

Type A enough to get into law school but so type B I log into the guest WiFi every day because I never learned how to get on the student network

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My mind is very beautiful and it’s going to take me very far

[madonna @madonnarealstar]

I’m such a relaxed and well adjusted human being

[Penelope @pentempleton]

The whimsy (me) in the filth (law school)

[Penelope @pentempleton]

I can tell when I meet you if you’re on the Darius Rucker or the Old Crow Medicine Show Wagon Wheel circuit

[evil @EVILSCRE4M]

when one of your airpods dies

[Penelope @pentempleton]

Sister is playing the Jordan Belford Wes Walker song. Having war flashbacks.

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

she sent me her location, wtf is this

[Ladytron Fan Account @Lady_FanAccount]

Mazzy Star - Fade Into You #90s

https://t.co/nkCMu2gCIG

[Penelope @pentempleton]

I’m your man

[Penelope @pentempleton]

Getting called out for having AirPods in at the bar.

[Penelope @pentempleton]

Walking to work with my AirPods in makes me feel like I’m in a musical but I can’t sing or dance

[Penelope @pentempleton]

If you see me crying in the Comcast store no you didn’t

[Penelope @pentempleton]

Not my sister saying Little Wayne instead of Lil Wayne

[Penelope @pentempleton]

That i wasn’t born at the right time to listen to the beegees in the club is absolutely devastating

[Penelope @pentempleton]

Failed wordl, my self confidence is in the gutter

[Penelope @pentempleton]

I need someone to watch Girls so I can talk about it

[Penelope @pentempleton]

An iron infused Diet Coke would be everything to us anemics

[Penelope @pentempleton]

I want to go to Miraval or someplace with therapy horses