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70% wine, 30% potato. 23

[hp sauce @pentheidi]

When you open the exam and you don't understand the first question

[hp sauce @pentheidi]

#saveandshave

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@Oludefender DC?? DI ty very much

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@mattlockloaf I can guarantee lucky Brian will make an appearance

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I think my dad has told me (not exaggerating) 37 times that we are going to the pub tomorrow - the excitement is REAL !!

[Ryan Williams @razza_699]

My boss tomorrow: "Why are you so tired?"

Me all night:

#LineOfDuty

[hp sauce @pentheidi]

Why does this sound like your mates have scrolled back through your Twitter to 2014 and found this gem in amongst tweets of lyrics from one direction songs

[hp sauce @pentheidi]

@asia_alcock TESCO!! Literally eating it as we speak it is AMAZING

[Just Thought You’d Like to Know Podcast @JtylkP]

Episode 11 OUT NOW as I am joined by Sunny & @pentheidi as we discuss unpopular & controversial opinions sent in by the listeners! Available now on @Spotify @anchor & @ApplePodcasts

https://t.co/AAEov4Jw6I

[g3li @PBandGelii]

me at my big age this weekend tuning in to CBBC to watch tracy cuss out justine

[dani @yellerzz]

NOO WAYYYY

[hp sauce @pentheidi]

I’m honestly out

[hp sauce @pentheidi]

Imagine your ex trying to get your attention by following you and liking your runs on strava... STRAVA

[Stu Royall @stu_bot3000]

My favourite species of birds are the ones named by people who clearly hate birds. (thread)

[hp sauce @pentheidi]

I think the only thing Boris could do tonight to surprise us tonight is be on time

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I’m so proud of myself and just wanted to document for my future self when she feels like giving up

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I don’t even care if it’s bragging, I scraped through the first year of my masters and was so close to quitting, but just found out I got 63, 75 and 81% in my December exams last week !!

[Lily @lilyshepstonex]

So lockdown baking has turned into my full time job after getting made redundant🤷🏻‍♀️ Shameless plug, don’t be shy my next customer could be on your timeline🥺🤞🏻instagram: lil.bakess

[hp sauce @pentheidi]

Stressed, depressed and not even well dressed