m ♡

i love zoro and chocolate chip cookies

[sierra ❤️‍🔥 @finelinhes]

if this type of ai was around during one direction’s prime we’d all be extinct

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[gauri @ilovemomos412]

Im bedrotting and doomscrolling in the most fuckable years of my life

[𖤓 @offcluz]

odeio homem frouxo odeio homem lerdo odeio homem pamonha odeio homem lento odeio homem encostado odeio homem que não interpreta bem as situações

[REMO @laserremo]

how it feels talking to strangers and lie about your life

[juridico mulheres do PT @beatrizcaminha]

Meu ovário toda vez que eu vejo uma mãe que abriu mão da própria vida, largou carreira, sonhos, ambições e vive descalça e grávida na beira de um fogão casada com um homem inútil (é o meu pior pesadelo)

[Artyst! @artyst777]

at the function with a heavy heart

[🍬 @dxkillstar]

Extraño cuando la "energía femenina" se asociaba a los hechizos y la brujería, no a ser sumisa y tonta

[amore @amoreterical]

twitter men are honestly all insane. i promise you a man active on twitter is not the love of your life.

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

girl, be as picky as you want, because marrying late has never ruined a woman’s life, but marrying the wrong man has destroyed countless. Normalize choosing standards over desperation & freedom over fake fairy tales. because a ring without respect is just a handcuff in disguise.

[صفا @user260600]

i rather my man commit fraud than post aesthetic photos dump saying goodbye to august

[Marslı @benmiyimgergin]

before we get married i gotta go fuck this guy! https://t.co/V4QzmexMSV

[Semka @Sem1ca]

I keep getting sexier and it’s starting to scare me

[ً @artfuIchaos]

ignoring shade is so classy. like go talk to yourself, you crazy bitch.

[✵ @nxymll]

#unknowme #forgetmyexistence #uninvolveme #leavemealone #erasemefromyourlife

[ava @awtisym]

be fucking nice to me or terrible fucking things will happen to you

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#IDontWannaKnow #KeepMeOutOfTheLoop #DoNotInformMe #NotInterestedInKnowing #IgnoranceIsBliss #UninvolveMeImmediately

[gigi⚡ @hotlibero]

HIDING IN THE BATHROOM BAWLING MY EYES OUT RN MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND UGLY AS FUCK Y'ALL WHYS THIS GODDESS DATING A MAN WHO LOOK LIKE GOD SUBMITTED HIM AT 23:59