This would be absolutely hilarious.
Paramount is taking over Warner Bros. Discovery, which means CNN is headed under new leadership with the Ellison family.
Now they’ve reportedly talked to Elon Musk about coming in as an investor.
Think about that for a second.
CNN spent YEARS trashing Elon Musk, calling him every name in the book, attacking X, attacking free speech, and acting like the guy was some kind of supervillain.
And now Elon could potentially own a piece of the company sitting above CNN.
You seriously could not write a funnier ending to this story.
Imagine walking into work at CNN every morning knowing Elon Musk owns part of the damn building. 😂
Tesla Full Self-Driving handled the worst possible sun glare with zero issues on our 30-minute drive yesterday.
Sun glare is responsible for roughly 9,000 crashes a year. FSD keeps you safe even when you can barely see.
🚨💣 JUST IN: ELON MUSK JUST EXPOSED THE BIGGEST GOVERNMENT HEIST IN AMERICAN HISTORY.🔥🚨
20 MILLION DEAD PEOPLE 💀 are still marked ALIVE in the Social Security database — and the system has been treating ghosts like living taxpayers.
Hundreds of millions of YOUR dollars in SBA “loans” went to kids under 11. 👶💸
This isn’t a glitch.
This isn’t “old records.”
This is theft on a scale that should make every honest worker furious.
The people who hid this, ignored this, and cashed the checks anyway?
They’re not bureaucrats.
They’re criminals.
Demand names. Demand arrests. Demand it back.