Byron D Brooks

nobody reads this

[Byron D Brooks @pepbyroni]

If you respond with a "yeah" then a "...", you are officially the worst person.

[Byron D Brooks @pepbyroni]

The world is hell-bent on pissing me off this morning.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

I’m convinced we could create a federal agency today to teach kids how to walk, and in 10 years, if someone called it a waste of time and money, people would panic, insisting kids would never learn to walk and humanity was doomed.

[Byron D Brooks @pepbyroni]

Let's give marines steroids. #tactical

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Last year, Gavin Newsom signed a law banning local governments from passing laws requiring ID to vote. The law went into effect this week. California cannot require ID to vote.

Democrats do not want secure elections.

Wonder why... 🤔

[Byron D Brooks @pepbyroni]

@CntryBearMan71 @RobertKennedyJr All candidates are allowed secret service protection if they request it

[Byron D Brooks @pepbyroni]

I need a daqauri stat

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎯

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Remember, kids:

It costs money to visit Karl Marx’s grave. Why? Because he declined a free public burial site and instead paid to be buried in the prestigious Highgate Cemetery in London, surrounded by rich, powerful, and famous people—even in death.

As it turns out, people who spend their entire lives advocating for the right to seize everyone else’s property to “distribute it more fairly” often think they’re better than you. And they believe they deserve more because of it.

Check out the comments to watch communists frantically justify this hypocrisy while also calling me an asshole for pointing it out.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

@MR_32_SAVAGE If you slam your dick in a car door it gives you super powers, but none has slammed the door hard enough yet.

[Byron D Brooks @pepbyroni]

Where's Mario?

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

UnitedHealth CEO Andrew Witty just sent a memo to staff (leaked to me) hailing late CEO as “one of the good guys” who had “a profoundly positive impact on the lives of so many people.” Witty adds: “He was certainly one of the smartest guys. I think he was one of the best guys.”

Staff are frustrated with how tone deaf the response has been.

[Byron D Brooks @pepbyroni]

What a queer.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Justin Trudeau SLAMS Americans for not electing their first female President…

🤨🤨

[JOE @LeBron_Eames]

My prediction for Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson:

Netflix can’t handle the traffic and the stream is unwatchable.

[J.K. Delaney @AnonymousJonesX]

@realTrumpNewsX Why they're really leaving

[greg @greg16676935420]

🚨BREAKING: Jake Paul has challenged Jimmy Carter (age 100) to a boxing match after beating Mike Tyson (age 58)

[Byron D Brooks @pepbyroni]

@iAnonPatriot

[Byron D Brooks @pepbyroni]

#netflix better have the balls to drop the #chiefs v #ravens game. Tonight was fucking embarrassing.

[Byron D Brooks @pepbyroni]

@jarvisraheem She's not black, numbnuts

[Byron D Brooks @pepbyroni]

@evilbird_666 Wait until Elon sees this. He's gonna feel so silly.

[RacontoursReport @chimpyskippy]

For anyone saying #TrumpCheated