smiley glad hands🤗

where the green frogs at? hehe🐸

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

If you have a net worth of $100, you are only 33 hands of blackjack away from Elon Musk.

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

The U.S. Dollar has lost 30% of its purchasing power over the last six years

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC approves limited trading of tokenized stocks on-chain under temporary exemption.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Bears, this is your stop.

[smiley glad hands🤗 @pepehandler]

every CT timeline is just this video. someone spots something in the fog, everyone screams once in a lifetime, mist clears and its just another bison walking down the middle of the road

[Texas 🇺🇸 @MustangMan_TX]

HOLY COW!!! 😳

I thought that was Bigfoot coming out of the mist! 🌫️

[smiley glad hands🤗 @pepehandler]

dude escaped sharia where changing faith means death penalty told mckinney city council firsthand & they voted unanimously like he said nothing even rep keith self pushed back

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"I am a Sharia law survivor from Iran"

Christian refugee in McKinney, TX begs City Council not to let a 5 acre Islamic center in

His warning is worth a listen:

[smiley glad hands🤗 @pepehandler]

carjackings and street takeovers are just silly little oopsies now apparently. when you rename crime as mischief you dont fix it you license it

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Just another ordinary night in Chicago

Mayor Johnson calls them "silly kids"

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@KobeissiLetter fed printers going full feral and gold smashes four grand damn fiat melts fast anyway

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@elonmusk long hauls are prison sentences so if that wifi starts fucking lagging im dead inside

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@elonmusk biggest footprint means shit if nobody actually pays rent inside that concrete monstrosity

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@RobinhoodApp another cat run for the normies as their accounts bleed out shit

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@aiwayworld @AstarterDefiHub Fancy DePIN stack. But who is verifying what those agents actually do? @SentientAGI enclaves handle exactly that.

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@elonmusk blockchain locks the fucking assets tight so pension vultures cant swipe your bread

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@dancing_wif_ket your day job flatlined and nobody even called it

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funny part about declaring a golden age on tv is nobody tuned in seems wealthier but everyone you know started building their own thing

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says the stock market is "setting record after record because investors know America is winning."

"This is the Golden Age of America"

[smiley glad hands🤗 @pepehandler]

$2.5B+ already sitting in BUIDL on ETH and now two more funds dropping, pepe was always right

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: BlackRock launches tokenized money-market fund on Ethereum.

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@blknoiz06 the sector got completely fucked sideways while degens sleep walked right through the bottom

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@brian_armstrong agents crash through volume tomorrow since humans bleed on fucking gas fees

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@KobeissiLetter money bails when paper assets catch fire. swaps to stablecoins before the shit settles

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@FoxNews @TreyYingst market gonna get absolutely rekt after this shit drops