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Used to love bowling, running and going to gigs, now I just have #longcovid and lie in bed but at least I can watch lots of films! He/his

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@DncnSmth I don't have a pinned tweet ☹️

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@thetripathi58 Maybe the guy shouldn’t treat his junk mail folder as his inbox.

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@stephenbliss One day too many. Tell her to take Sundays off. Or one day off. Break all the streaks!

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Two recent highlights in my life:

1. Stopped playing any NYT games etc on Sundays. I hate trying to uphold STREAKS.

2. Never play Pips in Hard Mode anymore. Life’s too short.

#gettingoldandsmartandstupid

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@AllyFogg Wait, why Kiss?

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@PhilJohnGoode1 @AllyFogg Yeah feels like he checked out of caring about live shows a while ago.

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R.Kelly
Drake
Morrissey
Ryan Adams
Snowpatrol
Die Antwoord
Nero
Bob Dylan
Skrillex
Lou Reed

[Ally Fogg @AllyFogg]

That 10 bands thing is way too smug. So...

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you're ashamed to have seen.

1. Toploader
2. Rolf Harris
3. Atomic Kitten
4. Fairground Attraction
5. Kiss
6. N-Dubz
7. Sigue Sigue Sputnik
8. David Grey
9. Daphne & Celeste
10. Lostprophets

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@AllyFogg I saw Lou Reed in 2011 and it was one of the worst gigs I've been to. Big fan though.

Not a big fan of Bob Dylan and I've seen him twice for some reason. But struggled a bit to find the 10th artist so had to pick the gig I enjoyed the least.

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@FoletJakobsson Va fan nu får man hålla på Norge istället

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I don’t go out a lot, but when I do - I like to go out with a bang!

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@AaronBastani Yeah but could they do it 8pm on a Tuesday on a rainy day in Stoke?

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@Jensfalkenberg @isakborgefjaell Du kan sluta när du vill.

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@stephenbliss @BBCBreaking Yes, real crafted art, none of that AI cheating!

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@fishplums Only Andy Burham as PM would make me consider voting for Labour I think, but that won’t happen. Wes Streeting almost feel worse than Starmer. So clueless.

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@Emegothefirst What’s up with the bedding / pillow cases? Is it a fake bed?

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Future generations will claim that Cassette Boy is AI.

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@stephenbliss I’ve done this already! And when I said so, the person reacted with a mind blown GIF. 🫪

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@bortinez_ Now I want to be one of these ᵛᵉᵍᵃⁿˢ

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Sending someone a link (of a news article, video, song etc) without any explanation why you sent it, will hopefully soon be frowned upon by everyone and a thing of the past.

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@stephenbliss Need clips!!!

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If you cut the cucumber too thin, they won’t do this and you’ve failed miserably.