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[Peptide Fanatics @pepfanatics]

My friend visiting NYC bought BPC-157 from a guy on the corner. $38 for 10mg, “pharmaceutical grade.”

Came in a ziplock and a note saying “shake well before use.”

Said it worked. And yes, he did shake his peptides.

[Peptide Fanatics @pepfanatics]

The GLP-1 group chat after one “out of stock” email.

[Peptide Fanatics @pepfanatics]

Ozempic doing all the work. Pilates getting all the credit.

[Peptide Confessions @pepfessions]

🛑 Even South Park knows your “Pilates results” are Ozempic.

[Peptide Fanatics @pepfanatics]

Ozempic doing all the work. Pilates getting all the credit.

[Peptide Fanatics @pepfanatics]

@peptideconfiden nahhh ozempic is better

[Peptide Confidential @peptideconfiden]

Most popular peptide: Reta

[Peptide Fanatics @pepfanatics]

I prefer Ozempic to Retatrutide

[Peptide Confidential @peptideconfiden]

Most popular peptide: Reta

[Peptide Confidential @peptideconfiden]

🚨 NEW: An analysis of 15M+ medical records found 1,039 people with documented BPC-157 use.

New documented users rose ~33x from 2020 to 2026.

- 70% of new users are now male (up from 57%)
- Users are getting younger every year
- ~1 in 3 used it for pain relief. Only 4% for performance.

Preprint by nference, not yet peer-reviewed.

[Peptide Confidential @peptideconfiden]

Harvard's School of Public Health just weighed in on the peptide boom.

Their target: influencer-pushed stacks like BPC-157 + TB-500, MOTS-c, CJC-1295 and ipamorelin.

[Peptide Fanatics @pepfanatics]

🛑 Breaking news: First peptide couple divorce.

Judge suggested alternate weekends.

They asked about the cold chain.

[Peptide Fanatics @pepfanatics]

@pepfessions pace yourself buddy.. don't over do it, this ain't a chocolate

[Peptide Confessions @pepfessions]

I've been taking reta for 5 weeks. Down 30 lbs so far. I started at 2mg and tried to keep a once a week schedule but that quickly escalated. 20mg have disappeared and I just opened a new vial.

[Rory Not Sorry @rorynotsorry]

GLP1 microdosing is effective for SOME people.

Yes GLP1 microdosing (or split dosing) is safe

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[Peptime @ItsPeptime]

🚨 JUST IN: Study finds 15x more GLP-1s are prescribed to individuals who are already healthy than those who are obese!

[Troy White @troywhiteyyc]

Thinking of switching this to 10x 50$ for our monthly raffle

[Peptide Confidential @peptideconfiden]

Being honest with our customers is a big part of how we run Peptide Confidential.

Every batch we sell is third-party tested. If a batch fails, we publish the COA and destroy it. You should be able to see the failed results too.

We’re a small family business trying to do things properly.

[Peptide Confidential @peptideconfiden]

🚨 NEW: Lilly says its oral GLP-1 orforglipron outperformed oral semaglutide in adults with type 2 diabetes.

Indirect comparison at 52 weeks:
- 1.5% more weight lost
- 0.3% greater A1C reduction

Presented at EASD 2026. Not a head-to-head trial.

[Peptide Fanatics @pepfanatics]

This is 69% of "legit" peptide vendors

[Peptide Fanatics @pepfanatics]

Started this page a little over a week ago.

• 193.7K impressions
• 1.3K engagements
• 611 likes
• 175 replies
• 106 reposts
• 79 bookmarks
• 50 shares
• 306 profile visits
• 387 followers, 138 verified
• 363 active followers in the last 24h
• 0.6% engagement rate

Apparently there’s a market for peptide nonsense.

[Peptide Fanatics @pepfanatics]

Starting an online peptide shop with my dad. He’s an ex-painter. We both lost six figures on $PEP, so this is plan B.

Think he’s taking the cap colours a bit too seriously.

Honest question for peptide vendors on X: how much thought goes into your caps?

[Peptide Fanatics @pepfanatics]

Four vendors. Four logos. Same COA.

Didn't realise this was a group project.