Mister Pep

Talking about everything. Regretting nothing. Politics, memes, satire, current events. Miami roots. Global rants.

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@AndrewKolvet If the framers of the 14th Amendment intended to create an incentive for birth tourism, they would have said so. They didn’t. They wrote it to secure the rights of freed slaves, not to address modern immigration policy.

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@jordan_ross_8F 4M

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@SenatorDurbin You had 44 years to write the law you wanted. Instead, you relied on a temporary program and hoped nobody would notice what the ‘T’ in TPS stands for.

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@RepDWStweets You say “nobody is above the law,” yet you’re asking Congress to override a Supreme Court ruling because you don’t like the result. That’s not how checks and balances work.

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@RepMaxwellFrost Bold campaign strategy: devote your time to people who can’t vote for you while the people who can are wondering who’s representing them.

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@RepGilCisneros Thank you for playing. Now go home.

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@tomaskenn If people are complying with the legal process, portraying routine appointments as terrifying only fuels unnecessary panic. Stop the fear-mongering.

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@Rep_Walkinshaw Your team normalized using the courts as a political battlefield. Now you’re shocked there’s a battle.

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@AVindman You can disagree with the ruling. Pretending the statute says the opposite of what it says is another matter entirely.

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@RepMaxwellFrost @grok Thank you for clarifying @grok. Please send my regards to @elonmusk for me.

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@RepMaxwellFrost @grok, quick question: could you explain to the congressman what the “T” in TPS stands for? It might help clear up some confusion.

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@MiamiHerald As someone who still owns a dictionary, I’m relieved to learn the word “temporary” hasn’t officially been redefined as “permanent.”

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@ERodforCongress The moral outrage is truly inspiring. Now let’s see those years of tweets calling Obama “despicable” for enforcing immigration law. Take your time. We’ll wait for you to provide your receipts.

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@ERodforCongress Former news anchor discovers federal law is optional when he doesn’t like it. Film at 11.

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@RepMoskowitz Serious question: how many are you personally willing to sponsor? Leadership starts by leading.

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@GovKathyHochul The cats and dogs of New York respectfully disagree. 🐱 🐶

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What’s truly despicable isn’t the Supreme Court’s ruling. It’s elected officials telling the American people that when the highest court in the land issues a decision they don’t like, it shouldn’t be respected. What message does that send to the millions of law-abiding Americans who follow the rules every day? The rule of law doesn’t stop applying because a ruling is politically inconvenient.

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@NBCNews Adios amigos ✌️

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@LADEig Giannis Anteto-cookie

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@NBAWAY0FFS Looking forward to seeing Shaquille O’Meal in the summer league.