Pilar Cooper

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

i’m passed the gag part i’m just getting it down

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

think about that white wife you got at home!

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

Get back? you’ll receive but not from me.

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

my distraction casually interacted with my ‘instaspiration’ and had no idea who she was and i’m envious bc it should’ve BEEN ME.

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

they callin me delusional i’m not i’m in my right mind.

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

it has returned tap in.

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

my sexc era relapse coming real real soon

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

i don’t want no problems, but if u want a problem, ima say no problem.

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

not to much boy, i am a blue moon for u.

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

I was gonna go on here complaining abt life but @pastramiye reminded me to hit the dome so I’m cool now.

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

@pastramiye that was a personal attack. I now expect a BLUE ENERGY FLUM PEBBLE. thank you

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

Wanting roses covered in thorns. Embarrassing. Getting a customized bouquet coated with smooth stems.

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

I’m gonna have an ICONIC DEATH like everyone’s gonna say o she fucking died?! and then they’re going to cry.

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

I used to be so selfish telling all my friends I call dibs on every man. Like hun you cannot claim both or at least not at the same time cmon.

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

I need to describe this hoe with a stronger word than grime. suggestions?

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

everyone who rides in the asian boys car👩‍💻

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

I have silent beef w my closest friends rn bc they wanna keep secrets.. u gon c wha happens next

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

as a currently broke student I hate having a credit card.

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

san fran ur mid asf but like I’m jus a bully bc u alr knew that bfr

[Pilar Cooper @pepitothepimp]

Idk wha a manly man is but I met a manly man today😋