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[Sparklingthreads on ig @peppapighere]

hey everyone, this is the twitter account for all of the quotes/tweets on my instagram page @sparkllingthreads 💕

[Sparklingthreads on ig @peppapighere]

shoutout to that one person who hears me when i’m talking in a group and smiles and replies to me while no one else is paying attention

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therapist: and what do we do when we are sad?

me: add to cart

therapist: no

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my days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake

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*gets hit by a car*

bystander: “ARE YOU OKAY!”

me: “please... i need my... phone

*opens the groupchat*

me typing: “LMFAO YALL GUESS WHAT”

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i’m extremely comfortable with you if i:
- am extremely weird around you
- sing lyrics out of nowhere
- speak nonsense 24/7

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i have no idea why teachers put a “??” when grading assignments, like I have no idea what’s going on either Karen

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do you notice how schools heavily blame depression in teens on social media and not the immense amount of stress and pressure we feel from school

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i love that feeling when you listen to an old song and you don’t even have to think about the lyrics, they just kinda come out

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ngl my calculator history is more embarrassing than my search history

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how do my parents expect me to get good grades when i push a door that says pull

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quick grammar lesson

you’re: you are
my: fire
the one: desire
believe: when i say
i want it: that way

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hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologise to every single person i’ve talked to, like i’m really sorry

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i’m that person that would restart a song because i got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough

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imagine if your pillow could collect your dreams and in the morning you could plug it into your laptop and watch it all over again

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who cares if schools don’t teach us how to raise a family or start a business at least i can find the area of a triangle

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girls with messy bun and baggy shirts look cute asf, but when i do it, i look like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

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[in prison]
me: i think i’m breaking out
cellmate: no way that’s insane
me: i know, my skin is like usually never this bad

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are you ever about to say a sarcastic comment but then decide against it because their small brain won’t understand your elite humour

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i feel like i’m in season 5 of my life and the writers just keep making ridiculous stuff happen to keep it interesting